BULL NAKANO

This show needs more Sunny...

It's not easy being a diva.

So you mean to tell me that Cena was going to drop the title to Kennedy?

That's ridiculous.

Trish--still built like a brick shithouse.

mmmmstratusfaction

Actually it was suppose to be H/Kennedy for the belt, the plans didn't involve Cena in either belt match.....but their backup of Cena vs whoever was spoiled to shit with his injury when facing Kennedy.

Trish, mincing words.

And now Lita.

Yeah, but for it to be H/Kennedy, Cena would have to drop the belt to heel Kennedy. That's fucking awful.

ROLL THE FOOTAGE MONKEYS

This is such a feel-good Raw.

Also, Heenan is still a god.

CHRISTIAN COME BACK PLEAAASSSSSEEEE

"He's single, fellas." LMAO

The Rock and Sock Connection was amazing.

At least they didn't send Lita out in a horrible note like they did at SS last year.

I AM NOT A NUGGET!!!!!!!!

:(

I think it's pretty obvious Vince will name himself...the best Raw superstar.

Bret Hart's gonna be the greatest superstar right?

Surely the greatest superstar will be Big Poppa Pump.

That would be the best swerve ever. Even Russo would swear off swerves after that, knowing it couldn't be topped.

HUH

Billy and Chuck.

How did they not show Billy and Chuck? >:o

Lita's rockin new tattoos.

Kane's a pimp. Pimp Kane.

She's put some weight on. She looks good.

Hopefully MVP is main-eventing 'Mania next year.

That was wonderful. The continuity on this show has been really fun.

That was Smackdown, apparently.

Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad, Chris Benoit is here and he's really............nevermind.

Agreed.

So I got the last segment as Vince naming himself the greatest superstar and then out comes Austin.

As the smarkish and well general wrestling fans go "but she's a slut" like they wouldn't hit it....

Hell I would and I fully admit to it.

Yes, Rockers music!

LMAO

:deevee:

Hell I'd probably even bang Jillian, and her face is a wreck.

Without a doubt. :p

She has tremendous fake fun bags and she can wear a lot of makeup so it's all good man.

Michaels runs like Andre the Giant.

Marty's getting his ass kicked and laughing. He's just happy to be there.

He runs like he has the worst knees in the history of the planet.

Well, that didn't work out very well. I was watching rasslin' when the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX came home for dinner. She promptly turned the channel and said that rasslin' sucks (or words to that effect).

I'm going to have to watch rasslin' in secret, now.

FAX

Where'd Jannetty go?!

We're here for you, buddy.

His cot under the ring.

Put your foot down and show her who the boss is....

Austin still hasn't showed.

TNA's like, "Oh, Vince totally just mentioned us there when he said 'impact.'"

So he says himself, Austin comes out.....this is real difficult to spot.

I'm stunned.

Oh wait like 10 people have to come out first.....then Austin comes out.

FOLEY HAS MERCHANDISE TO MOVE DAMNIT

Figured Mick hadn't appeared yet.

Foley is in awful, awful shape.

Taker-Mankind A Billion! LET'S DO THIS!

We could have a 45 minute overrun if Taker takes his full entrance.

^^^^^^ I HHHHHHHATE YOU!!!!!! GIT!

Wait, I thought this was going to be three hours, not four. If Taker's coming out, that means the overrun is at least thirty minutes.

Hey, as long as Mick still has a toof in his mouf (or nose), it ain't over...

McMahon's gonna get clawed, tombstoned, stunned, and sharpshootered.

Taker is beating up Vince for not giving his GF, Michelle McCool a bigger push.

Taker divorced his wife?

Interesting.

Michelle McCool is hot as fuck, BTW.

Bret declined being there when asked.

I wouldn't want to visit Bridgeport, Connecticut either.

Yea he's with McCool now and she's loving life!

If you notice all the pics of him on WWE.com his Sara tattoo on his neck is airbrushed out.

He's a man of his word.

He'sa gonna open up a can of the Ass Whip so'a big.

You'd think the censors would have gone to bed by now.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

A can of ass whip?

This crowd has totally sucked.....they didn't pop for anyone other than Hornswaggle and Austin.

I never thought I'd see Austin spooning Vince...this is creepy.

Heenan bless us, every one of us!

GOD DAMNIT THEY'RE BURYING PUNK AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Sunny put on a dress for this.

mmmmickie

Mickey is so hot.

WTF is Regal drinking Coke?

Triple H just poured beer on Mickie James...

Wrestling is such a shady, ****ed-up business.

But that was oddly heartwarming.

Punk chugging a beer out there was funny.....even though it's non alcoholic beer...

sXe

ROFL

That may have been a Pepsi can because it does resemble those beer cans now.....

But if no one realizes it CM Punk is gonna take some shit now...CM Fraud signs to come.