imagine what his g/f looks like :Lin:

The signs were there from jump-street.

Hey, they all look the same from behind. Especially with the lights out.

I've refrained from participating in this thread, but I just went back and read the link that tk13 posted...

I feel really bad for you, luv. After reading that thread once, it was obvious to me what he was up to.

Not true at all.

The back of a Honda Civic doesn't look like the back of an 18-wheeler...

Holy crap.....imagine the young 'uns. :eek:

jk, luv 'n nut.....lighten up, Vern.

Freak

In a dark room, they both look like a Ferrari.

so how long have Mooo and Luv been seeing each other? looks like I missed out on a solid thread

He was a freak?

That would explain a lot, actually.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...gatorade+moooo

(post 233)
could this be the beginning?

(post 240)

Sounds to me like she got more than the gatorade that night.

Dark room? WTF fun is that?

Bow-chicka-bow-wow...

Yeah but you notice the difference once you get a whiff of the interior.

indeed, guess Keg likes it Ruff!!!

Stop dogging the poor guy.

Enough beer will get back the fresh new car smell

Hey, I was talking philosophically. Quit being bitches.

We don't need to know about your penchant to 'fill a sock with me.'

Does anybody watch Weeds on Showtime?

Let's just say I'm more of a banana peel man.

In my defense Stinger did tee that one up pretty high. I felt like a witness being led.

LMAO Nicely fielded!

Redrum is lurking...

well most of us are dickheads,
or at least assholes

What's Moooo doing? He's been on today (and previous days) but hasn't posted since 9-1-06.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=61201&stc=1

Hopefully the dickhead never meets the asshole.

LMAO @ this thread.

I'm guessing that's Moo's way of "Eat Mor Chikin"

:shrug:

Yesterday evening he hadnt been on since the first. LOL!

You have got to be freakin kidding me. You couldn't tell that was a joke? You need a serious break.

590 posts and no suggestion of a bowl of antifreeze?

jesus..this was on page 26 at lunch time today..now it's up to 40..

did I miss anything of relevence??? :hmmm:

No.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=530

hhhmmm..I see..

thank you

Are you kidding? You're busted. Redrum droppin' the knowledge;

LMAO

went to the easy mart and got a case of grape gatorade and a six pack..... now where do i go?

to the 13-year old neighbor's house when her parents are gone

Sicko.

Post 279 in that thread...Interesting.

ROFL

she'll get the beer, then he'll need the gatorade

The diuretic line. I always use that one.

Benjamin Franklin did it... that was in the 1700's.

You're putting far too much time into this. You're too good to be dwelling on this bundle of sticks.

That was my point about 500 posts ago. I can't believe this thread is still alive. Did Moooo chime in at some point? I'm behind about 35 pages.

really? I had no idea? :rolleyes: He also coined the term, "All cats are Gray in the dark"

Murder has been done since before recorded History, does that make it acceptable?

It's simple, i find it offensive, and lame. I know it happens and I won't try to stop it from happening, but I will damn sure say he's a loser for it. I realize most people disagree with me, that's fine.

Nope, it just regained its second level burst this afternoon

I guess I've missed alot n the last 2 years huh ? Well; not really I guess. I actually thought I was in a yahoo chat room.

A/S/L?

Wait a minute, no offensive to Luv...cause I like the girl. BUT COME ON PEOPLE.... this is a ****ing internet message board they met on, obviously they were **** buddies and nothing more. This guy didn't pretend to be in a relationship with her, if I'm understanding right. He wanted to ****, and apparently so did Luv. So, if I feel bad for anyone, it's his girlfriend... she's the one who got ****ed in this whole situation. Luv lost a **** buddy. Cardinal rule number one: N.S.A. means N.S.A., Luv's not some naive 15 year old girl who doesn't know any better, she's 28. Chances are she has a B.O.B. that can please her more than some fool named Moooooo.

well said :clap:

So who wants to be my **** buddy? Anyone....?

i have a B O G i call her megan

I have a friend that goes to Arizona State... she's a slut.

theres sluts at ASU???

shocking!!!

Just trying to get the guy laid, ****er!

From public defender (post # 611)
To pimping ASU co-eds....
KCHIEFSQT...I Gotta say.....I like your style !!!!

damnnnnnnn

i was being sarcastic......did that warrant you calling me a ****er?

That wasn't supposed to be taken offensively.

oh im sorry.....can we kiss and make up??

Do you have a girlfriend?

Not that he will admit to you !

I was jealous until you ratted him out. He's probably hangin out on the Texans Planet now.

it was a j-o-k-e. Always good to find that out first.

No kidding. Just look at Nasium.

yes...no....maybe

;)

:clap: loves it.

Took a while to catch up.

your statement on the first page was..''I am going to keep a close eye on this thread''..damn man!!!

you have earned your moderator stripes if you have been doing that for 46 pages :bravo:

No, real men know how to get good tail without lying about it.

She may be 28, but she IS a naive 15 year old girl.

Yep ;)
Not that I do it any more:shake:

Heh

Still lurking........

Moooo
(Seeking Enlightenment...)

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Too bad they all don't "feel" the same with the lights out...I'm speaking of course from the woman's point of view.

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Ok, I have read every post in this thread, at least once.
So to review: Moooo says he won't take advantage of a woman on an internet message board. Luv says they are very close to each other geographically, and likes Grape gatorade.
So the way I read it, a Grape gatorade would give him an opportunity to meet this Luv person face to face. He had an invitation, and an erection.
Moooo walks in with a Grape gatorade and said what he needed to say and left out what he needed to, in order to accomplish the mission.
Luv assumes he was just beamed down from another planet and had no attachments, damn Moooo for not volunteering that information.
Did I miss something?

You pretty much got it. I guess when you get drunk and go online you should ask for references before practically begging someone repeatedly to come over to your house at 3:00 AM with gatorade. Kinda helps weed out the not "real men".

Don't blame me I am just the set up man you decided which field to hit it in. :D