Hell, how about Baldwin having a sure TD if Cassel throws the ball where he is. Instead, he throws the ball 10 yards right of Baldwin.

Another good one!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/The%...0%20Battle.gif

LMAO

And another loss to an elite QB.

And now 0-17 when the opponent scores more than 24 points.

GOOD TIMES, MY FRIENDS.

The TANK(!) rolls on!

Someone wanna update these stats?

Updated cliff notes, updates in bold. The rest needs to run the course of the season, or at least until teams win 9 games or qualify for the postseason.

Oh, wait, we only had 119 yards rushing. So make that 5-18.

LA HOOO

SA HERRRRRRRRRRRR

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/263747_o.gif

OP updated.

It's not tennis.

Matt Cassclown is having a stellar year.

http://i.imgur.com/5Y5Xf.jpg

Last 15 games:


274 for 481 (56.9%)
2,956 yards (6.14 YPA)
15 TD
21 INT
46 sacks (1 sack every 10.4 attempts)
67.3 rating

Soon we will hit an entire season of Cassel suck, compiled. Should we throw a party?

Bout time for the old Pisoli fake Casshole injury to occur. My guess is next week against Baltimore

NO!!!!

HIS PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE.

When the Patriot Way is ashes, you have my permission to get hurt, Casshole.

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-c...ne-541x360.jpg

What's his record again the last 15 games?

Hangin's too good for him.

Looks like it would be 6-9 if he is not counting the Baltimore playoff game. 5-10 if he is.

Yes, 5-10.

His 12 rating really shouldn't be that good, he has had 4 garbage time TD's this season with one int, that being the buffalo game.

If you take out the 2 garbage time Buffalo TDs and the garbage time TD today his rating is a sparkling 64.1.

I could take out the garbage time INT against Buffalo but **** him.

27-6 and he threw 2 TD's today. Both are garbage time IMO. What's his rating with 0 TD's today?

62.0

TDs are not weighted heavily enough, methinks.

Scary to think Casshole has thrown one "competitive" TD pass in 4 games.

We'll round down, 60 qb rating and he doesnt even deserve it.

Thanks.

No kidding on the last part.

It's not golf.

Tell it to Kyle Orton, maggot.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/ortonlol.gif

It's not boxing.

LMAO this little bitch

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2...u.SlMa.81.jpeg

HOLY SHIT

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2...k.SlMa.81.jpeg

**** YOU SCOTT!!!!!!!

Fix Bayonets


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KC fans suffer.

I <3 this thread

It's a bright shiny new day and Cassel is ranked so:

QB rating - 28th
Completion percentage - 22nd
Yards per attempt - 27th
TDs - 14th
TD percentage: 28th
Interceptions - T-30th
INT percentage: 29th
Sacks - 29th

YOUR RECKONING HAS COME, CASSEL. AND NOW I WILL BREAK YOU.

:LOL:LMAO

Sometimes when the hate is flowing, it feels SOOOOOO good.

Someone else made this GIF. I am glad to share it.

http://i.minus.com/imIJHV2Lghr5f.gif

Nothing makes me more angry on 3rd and 10 than a clean pocket and the subsequent 3 yard pass.

Dude.....condense this shit down and I'll try and throw it on a t-shirt.

Its just another example of Cassel's lack of situational awareness.

3-18 when we throw more than we run.

1-9 against playoff teams

4-14 against elite QBs

0-17 when the defense gives up more than 24

Last 15 games:

274 for 481 (56.9%)
2,956 yards (6.14 YPA)
15 TD
21 INT
46 sacks (1 sack every 10.4 attempts)
67.3 rating

$63 million.

This GIF sums up Casshole's career.

Some qbs like Manning look deep and then look short, Casshole does the complete opposite

I'd ditch the parentheses on the sacks, just say 46 sacks, people can do math

Fixed

Cassel could beat you up!!!

change "gives up more than" to "allows over"

makes the line a little shorter

Fixed

Can we order that, then?

That place is more expensive than other places. If you single order a shirt....it's $28 before shipping and tax.

But yeah....you should be able to order one of those right now....I believe.

I would probably wait though......if I can find somewhere cheaper....I'll do it there.

How do his dick taste?

That'll look great with my zubaz

Does it come in red? I'd really want red instead of white...

Why was Darth banned again?

I've been commissioned to draft another document detailing our desire to secede from the State of Pioli in which we now live.

Anyone got suggestions for another historical document/speech with which to frame the evidence?

http://www.lsjunction.com/docs/tdoi.htm

This might work

I Have a Dream

Give me a QB or give me death

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_me..._give_me_Death!

It may in the future......I'm trying to get everything setup so that people can just buy them when they want and nothing has to be pre-ordered.

Truman Doctrine (I think that's what it's referred to)
Jimmy Carter had one during his time; about energy I think
"Delcaration of Conscience" lol

Isn't that just one line?

In Fact....Declaration of Conscience would be awesome.
especially given the context of the speech
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_Conscience

This is Cassel when we are behind...
Att Comp Pct Yds Avg Lng TD Int 1st 1st% 20+ Sck Rate
147 85 57.8 976 6.6 33 5 7 55 37.4 14 13 69.4

This is Cassel when we are tied...
Att Comp Pct Yds Avg Lng TD Int 1st 1st% 20+ Sck Rate
14 9 64.3 82 5.9 17 0 0 4 28.6 0 0 80.1

He's the trash man.

Take out the papers and the trash, if you don't you don't get no spending cash ($63 million worth).

Down 4 scores and 7 still at quarterback...

nice

Rights of Chiefs fans

Most QBs have a highlight reel. Cassel has a lowlight reel.

No, it is an entire speech. And an absolutely incredible one from one of my favorite revolutionaries. Well worth the read.

Looking for another reason to hate Cassel? Branden Albert could have been hurt on this interception return.

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_as...s49_medium.gif

:clap:

The Monroe Doctrine
Kennedy man on the moon speech.

Just a great screenshot, of the Mayor of Pussytown.

http://i.imgur.com/fAHuY.jpg

When are you gonna change your name to Pioli's Reckoning, Clay?

Sofa made a suggestion to stick this thread and the future Pioli thread for new visitors to be able to quickly discern why we are doing what we are doing. The mods agree that sticking this thread is a good idea on a short term basis. This is the only one we are going to stick though. An update to the thread title with an addition of the Pioli google docs would be a great idea, but I'll leave all of that up to the OP who has definitely earned the right to determine how this whole thing is advertised here. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

http://mlkshk.com/r/2HUV

good.

Didn't find a good site to pull data from, but it would be interesting to see how many receivers have led the NFL in YAC for a season... Welker is the only one I could find, and he's done it twice -- in 2008 and last year -- but, espn's stats only go back to 2006, nfl.com doesn't show YAC, and a couple of other sites split it up between RB and WRs.

Let the voice of the REAL Fans be heard! Read my posts in this thread n00bs

It's about time this thread gets stickied! :thumb:

Matt " Little Bitch" Cassel

That picture makes my blood boil. How does that happen to a ****ing so called leader? At least fake it till you make it you ****ing pussy!

Mayor of pussytown!! Perfect...