However, I notice that about once a week I wake up in the middle of the night and cant get back to sleep. That sucks.

I never remember any dreams when I'm on it, either.

Caption contest?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...Photo_Ever.jpg

Morning wood is 50/50 when I'm on it too. I think I read something about that.

Al - Are you Satan? See you soon!

I'v ebeen posting here for almost 6 years now...
I should be a mod.

I would ban assholes just for fun. I could be the new Bob Dole!

You know, I told Buck Earlier that I had no vested interest in this competition. However, I really wonder if Lumpy would post some tits if it came down to it...

She's pretty competetive.

Mine will be little other skin, but either much cleavage. Guys in the BBW thread want a picture of my butt. I MIGHT consider one, but no nude and no thong.

Boobs?

Tell you what, girls...

I'm a pretty good lookin dude...

If they win, I'll post pics of me all sexy lookin.

How's that!

Oh wait, there's only like 3 chicks here and one of them can see me nude whenever she wants...

BACKFIRE

Yes, we want to see that ass missy.

Al: Welcome to the dark side.

You can pretend to be a troll enabler-I mean, mod, rather easily.

Just do absolutely nothing.

It's a snap!

Raider fans like to kick puppies.

Has Simply Red been around?

FRAZ!!!

How the **** are you?

Fraz is awesome, women love him, men (and appliances) fear him.

Now that the damn suck for Luck thing is out the window for the Cheifs, hope they beat the shit out of the raidahhss.

WILL

Fraz, you need to post whore here.

There will be tits.

POST

Vader,"I am not wearing anything under this suit."


Al,"I used to do the same thing, depends now."

They actually did punch police horses in Nashville once after a game they lost.

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Exactly.

TO AVOID

GONZO

PICS!

I've got over 73,000 posts - I think I've done my part. :D

THERE WILL BE TITS!


http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-conte...l-be-blood.jpg

In Oakland you can take someones season tickets by simply shooting them to death.

I don't see why they're trolling. The trade is an embarrassment. You ony trade two first round picks (potentially two, still a first and a second is too much for this type of QB) for someone like a Brady or a Rodgers. Palmer=Campbell. What a poorly ran organization.

Vader: "Hey Al, you look just like the Emperor!"

If you don't, I'll jinx the cards...

ROFL

Rep

They're gaining on us. Must post whore!
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Peterson and Chokenheimer still suck for letting Gannon go to the Raiders and keeping elvis ****ing crybaby grbac instead.

Carson Palmer is a weird dude.

I don't think Gonzo pics would be a bad thing. I'd love to see his gun, and we need to appeal to what few female posters we have.

In Okaland, a whore will let you BIIHB for only $5. In most places its at least $50 extra. Don't know from personal experience, it just what someone told me.

You haven't any idea the true purpose of this thread, do yee?

It's a post whore thread.
However,
I 100% agree...

That was a dumb-shit move. Palmer will have a few moments but his ACL will exit stage left by his 3rd start or something similar.

Truly, a stupid move.

Seriously, he's one odd guy.

When they did the Hard Knocks on Cinci, I couldn't believe what a strange whacko Palmer is. To quote Hank Hill, "That boy ain't right."

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I thought Gonzo wasn't going to get carried away w/ this contest. I was wrong. LMAO Look, honey, Luv wants to see your gun! ROFL

They need another Hard Knocks on the Jets.

Posts
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In Oakland you can use your foodstamps card to by raiders and As tickets.

:D


Oh, and, unfortunately, being at work sometimes means having to do work. Be back later.

I've almost killed the battery on my Hero. Switching to Blackberry.
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If Oakland had hockey team, instead of taping foil to thier knuckles, they would tape a pistol and shoot the other guy.

**** blackberry!

I'm at a seminar today so can post whore
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Fail. :(

Hell, I just got hit w/ a shitload of orders... they can wait a sec. :D

Yes they can, its ****ing raiders week!

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Tits and Ass.

That dude gets good grades, not enough streed cred to be a raiders fan.

Team Mecca is going down
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On Raider fan
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Beer fridge has 1 less beer.

To become a Raiders Cheerleader, it is a requirement you must have had at least 20 STDs in your life, and 3 currently active.

It really is a wonderous site to behold, btw.

I rock a solid 8 1/2 to 9, it depends on how engorged I get.

There are some wet pies in their seats right now... Amirite?

Ok all, I have to go. Work to do.

Payroll is a bitch.

While Gaz Monster
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Laughs
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TEASE!!!!

I wish I could have a beer.
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My boss just stunk up the bathroom...

I will get my beer later.

But I'm stuck in this stupid seminar
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Now you have more reason to slack off and post more.

Ohh shit I forgot the Dewy Decible system, am I now classed as a Raider fan? Or does the fact that I know its exists exclude me from that?

Shit. They just passed us.
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Now
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taht sucks!

Tied
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oops I met that sucks.

In
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opps i meant i meant taht sucks