PENNY SLOTS!!!

I've got a new rule. If I Can't remember how many I've had, I'm done!

LMAO

This lost interest in 24 hours. Still hit 100 replies!

Counting drinks is for amateurs.

I'm WAY too pro. Trying to downgrade!

I mean look at how pro my grammar is when shitfaced. That's a sign. My only errors are obvious tablet typos. That can't be good!

I count the cans or just run out and go to bed.

https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/I9...in-a-store.gif

Hahaha! If I'm out, I'm out. I don't drive in that condition. Ever. Not once. No DUI's.

I totally respect that. Honestly.

But still, counting drinks? There has to be a better way.

LMAO

I don't know. Trying anything at this point. I have driven drunk. Not in years, not proud of it. Never again. Never Been to jail, never going!

It's "funny", of all the times I have driven after drinking it is the times where I am still ok that I get pulled over and harassed with field sobriety tests. The times where I absolutely should have gone to jail because I was a legitimate threat to myself and others, not a frickin' cop in sight.

Like you I am not proud of it. And with out a DUI on my record I am content to go to a local dive bar that is a five minute walk from home to keep it that way. I have spent my time being young and reckless. And while I may still have a moment every once in a great while (unintentionally), I refuse to go back to it being the standard.

Still haven't forgotten. Lol it's a priority tonight apparently. Let's go!

Yeah. I'm not willing to take chances in my life anymore. Age. It makes a difference!