She's so autotuned I can't even tell if she's an actual human.
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I don't know since I'm not a guy, but
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I totally thought of this thread the other weekend. I was out celebrating Boulevard's 25th anniversary. It was early, like 5pm, and I saw this fairly average chick on stage playing guitar and singing some Lilith Fair shit and I wanted to plow so hard. I was the only one paying attention to her and we shared a look as she was in full ex-lover song.
I checked out her merch table to get her name...tristen gaspadarek. Like I said, nothing great, but damn I wanted to tongue swab that anus at the time she was playing that guitar. |
I dont care what a woman looks like, in a darkened room, with a slight or better buzz... even the weirdest looking girl is Heaven.
Had this exact scenario maybe two months ago... not a dream body, not someone you're gonna take home to mom... but mercy me, she's gonna give you all she's got for a week or two. Is pounding some beers and turning the light out kinda necessary? Yes... but once you get into it her little ass might as well be Paris Hilton and its time for a damn good rodgering. Its all good, its just that when its great... you WANT a little bit of light shining in. |
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