Yes with a cuddle after.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/fea...k-performance/

Dear Rebecca,

I’m sure you may be embarrassed by this email going viral. You shouldn’t be. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in months. Everybody needs somebody like this on their team. Somebody to step up and shake people back into reality. To whip some asses. There isn’t a frat in the world who wouldn’t die for you right now. There isn’t a guy in the world who wouldn’t die for you right now. I don’t want you to work for Barstool Sports. I need you to work for Barstool Sports. I’m not joking. Name your salary and you’re hired.

PS – You’re hot.

Sincerely,

Pres

Would Smash.

I bet there's some hot sigma nu guy she likes that stopped ****ing/dating her, whatever, because of this.

"come over"

"no, my friends hate your sisters"

It is not deranged, or at least it isn't any more deranged than being in a sorority already is. She makes a lot of good points. Again, if you're already in the realm of misery that is sorority life.

No, not really. I'm just messing with you.

Would want to.

If I could...would be....well, skeptical.

On a positive note I found this while looking for a gif in google that fit under skeptical...

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...aa-d4vke7p.gif

Greek Life has gotten even more ****ed up since TFM came around.

This girl totally needs to be part of the Planet.

I'll take her to Olive Garden.

I used to think it was all a parody...

At most behind the plaza holding Little Caesars...

Checked out the site and not bad looking girls. They do need to work on their stuffs those frat guys dick are not going to suck themselves.

Send her an invite Clay. :)

HER TWEETS ARE GOLD, JERRY

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