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unlurking 02-21-2005 10:35 PM
Where the hell is III?

This would be more fun with him here.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 10:36 PM
I dont understand any of this he made me real embarased.

Iowanian 02-21-2005 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gochiefs
You need to dump Roy and get sweet on kcnut....a match made in heaven.
Shouldn't you be off somewhere, spitshining your Yoda Butt Plug, Meatpeeker?


You couldn't score with a woman if your Daddy was the Sultan of Brunia, and had kidnapped Hel'n Keller as your chosen bride.

unlurking 02-21-2005 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
I dont understand any of this he made me real embarased.
Try posting naked pics of yourself, then what Roy says won't emabarass you any more.

:p

Iowanian 02-21-2005 10:40 PM
tenn.

I'm positive that Roy meant no harm, and had no intention of embarrassing you.

I'd wager Money that he was just too excited after he got home from his trip, and didn't know how to express it, but here.

There is no reason to be embarrassed. No one here knows who you are.

Sometimes people do things that maybe they shouldnt', for the right Reasons. Roy's intentions were good. He asked because he wanted advice, and this is a pretty good place to get it.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 10:45 PM
I told him though not to be bragging and stuff and someone said he cheated on me

Hammock Parties 02-21-2005 10:53 PM
Roy just logged on....get your sweet ass in here, III.

Iowanian 02-21-2005 10:54 PM
People are trying to get him in trouble for sport.

This place is obviously just going to work you up, and is not going to be positive for you two.

He hasn't been bragging about anything.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 10:56 PM
ok

Eleazar 02-21-2005 10:58 PM
Roy didn't brag or say anything bad. He just came here for advice.

This place, however, is populated with the most talented group of dog-pilers ever assembled on the internet and this is the result.

He didn't do anything bad, he just came here for advice because there are a lot of married folks.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:00 PM
dont do it no more, roy I dont want nobody in our realtionship

el borracho 02-21-2005 11:01 PM
Anyone else feel torn between their allegiance to the truth and their allegiance to the man code.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:02 PM
huh?

lardass 02-21-2005 11:02 PM
This is going to get good pretty quick. :D

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:03 PM
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You be havin any girlfriends who'd want to Double Date with our good friend Gochiefs?

This is a very very good pic of him....a Glamour shot

The Bad Guy 02-21-2005 11:05 PM
I agree with Iow, we should just stop messing with Roy and his girl.

Roy should of known NOT to come here with such a question that the million and one smartasses we have on this board would of broke his nuts.

But he obviously likes this chick, she likes him. So I wish them well.

The Bad Guy 02-21-2005 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
dont do it no more, roy I dont want nobody in our realtionship
He was asking for advice to make sure you have a lasting relationship. There is nothing wrong with that.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:09 PM
all them saying hes cheatin on me, if its not true I dont wanna here it

royr17 02-21-2005 11:10 PM
This is just a big ass joke

Tenn Steph thats not really my girlfirend and i know its one of the mods doin this just to get me goin.

Nice try guys.

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
all them saying hes cheatin on me, if its not true I dont wanna here it
Something about Rosy Palm I think?

Can't remember who he was bragging about.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:11 PM
why u have to say that? u the one who spread our bisness here!

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by royr17
This is just a big ass joke

Tenn Steph thats not really my girlfirend and i know its one of the mods doin this just to get me goin.

Nice try guys.
Actually, the funny thing is how many people are treating her all nice and crap. Makes me wonder how tough it is to sell bridges in the hearland!

;)

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:14 PM
roy u a liar, I cant beleave u

Slayer Diablo 02-21-2005 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Alright slayer.......you snot nosed hairlip.

Please refrain from giving any further marraige advice, until you've had more than one car date, that your mother didn't drive. Please Also refrain from giving wedding night advice until you've broken the package on your own wedding tackle.............Then give it 4-5 well practiced years.

You'd do yourself a favor to read more and type less on these issues.

Crimmeny..........You probably haven't even figured out that you CAN toss off with the OTHER Hand Yet.
Iowanian, the only thing close I've given to marriage advice was telling III that he should take a couple months to be with her for every second, think things through after that, and then report back to the Planet...other than that, I haven't given any advice on anyone's marriage dealings, and there was absolutely nothing even close to wedding night advice...if you saw different, please give me the post number.

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:15 PM
tenn..

Post something only the 2 of you would know.

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
tenn..

Post something only the 2 of you would know.
OK, here's the setup...

And the swing....

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:17 PM
I did roy took care of me when I was sick

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:18 PM
I thought he loved me know he says Im not his GF

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:18 PM
Slayer.......you need to go slam your pecker in a doorhinge.

Bearcat owes you a 3rd degree purple nurple from the planet.

I see you trying to act like you know about women....I see you posting quotes your teacher gave you on a crib sheet and trying to be intellectual about things you know nothing about, with People who do.

This is a subject area, that the best lessons have been learned in the School of Hard Knocks. There are some PHDs here in that.

I'll give you the floor when someone has a question about the latest Pokeman or Magic or Yogi cards.

JazzzLovr 02-21-2005 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chico Diablo
Iowanian, the only thing close I've given to marriage advice was telling III that he should take a couple months to be with her for every second, think things through after that, and then report back to the Planet
And reporting everything back to the Planet has been such a brilliant idea so far.

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
I thought he loved me know he says Im not his GF
Thats not what he said......what he said, was he believed the username 'tenn_steph" is not really the person who is his girlfriend.

It happens here alot.......Posters screw with each other for sport(wait....that didn't come out right)


What color were his panties the first time you saw them?
(wait......anyone could guess Whity-tighty-keebler stripe)

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:21 PM
dosent matter anyways since he says im not his gf, mabey planning on getting married is a bad idea

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:21 PM
boys dont wear panties

Slayer Diablo 02-21-2005 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Slayer.......you need to go slam your pecker in a doorhinge.

Bearcat owes you a 3rd degree purple nurple from the planet.

I see you trying to act like you know about women....I see you posting quotes your teacher gave you on a crib sheet and trying to be intellectual about things you know nothing about, with People who do.

This is a subject area, that the best lessons have been learned in the School of Hard Knocks. There are some PHDs here in that.

I'll give you the floor when someone has a question about the latest Pokeman or Magic or Yogi cards.
ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! Your insults are normally funny, but this time for an entirely different reason...the irony is exquisite.

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:24 PM
what Irony? You already accidently slammed your pecker in a door hinge?

Stop whacking off while watching the neighbor lady pull weeds through the crack in the front door.

Hammock Parties 02-21-2005 11:24 PM
I think Roy just registered a smurf account as his own gf!!! ROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=5206

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:24 PM
why u dont come in here and stick up for me roy?

lardass 02-21-2005 11:25 PM
Now its going to get REAL good... fake steph (roy) versus fake steph (incognito) :D

badgirl 02-21-2005 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
all them saying hes cheatin on me, if its not true I dont wanna here it
Sweetie, don't listen to any of these people about roy cheatin, I'm sure he's not these people do try to cause trouble sometimes but its all in fun, If you were on here enough you would get to know them and know that.


I still stick true to saying you all are too young to think about getting married and having a family. But I wish you the best in whatever you decide. :thumb:

lardass 02-21-2005 11:25 PM
:drool:

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:26 PM
technicality?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
boys dont wear panties
Alex Trebec regrets to inform you that this answer isn't acceptable by the judges. "the proper answer would be "what is commando?, Comando"

Slayer Diablo 02-21-2005 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JazzzLovr
And reporting everything back to the Planet has been such a brilliant idea so far.
If it makes everyone burst out laughing--for whatever reason--then it's a pretty good thing to do...plus I'm sure that those who get involved with these threads might like to make sure he doesn't make some horrible mistake--not to speak for anyone, of course.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:26 PM
im not fake! that other girl is fake roy u tell me u love me

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lardass
Now its going to get REAL good... fake steph (roy) versus fake steph (incognito) :D
Hell...........I posted that online party transcript 400 posts back.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet

TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole
IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness
TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk
IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing
TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you
IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho
TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you
TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp?
IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos.
TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv.
IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd?
TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr
IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy
TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet
IIIdogNite: wasn't me
TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was
IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys
TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it
IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone
TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals
IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz
TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time?
IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish
TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers
IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer
TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize
IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad"
TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal
TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail.
TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady

[enter Chiefsplanet Stage Left]
vb script NewLine & Create New Thread
"How do you guys deal with Broken Heart, Git Girlfriend back?"

newline1
"screwYOU SKINSBRA, Girlfriend Stealer"

royr17 02-21-2005 11:27 PM
naw the other girl is real

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Alex Trebec regrets to inform you that this answer isn't acceptable by the judges. "the proper answer would be "what is commando?, Comando"

I dont get it u mean piss on urself

Hammock Parties 02-21-2005 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by royr17
naw the other girl is real
IP check on aisle 2....IP check please.

lardass 02-21-2005 11:28 PM
lol Sure she is man.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by royr17
naw the other girl is real

u have a other girl?! what is goin on roy?!

steph 02-21-2005 11:30 PM
this is roys real girlfriend , tenn_steph is not his real girlfriend

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
I dont get it u mean piss on urself
III,
I didn't realize she was skinbra's sister.

royr17 02-21-2005 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
u have a other girl?! what is goin on roy?!
She's postin right now my real girlfriend steph cause im tellin her how to do it, she doesnt know how to post on a message board.

Hammock Parties 02-21-2005 11:31 PM
Roy got all dem bitches up in his bidness.

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:32 PM
I think we'll need pics for proof!

;)

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:32 PM
where is this bitch roy? u said u wanted to marry me!

Slayer Diablo 02-21-2005 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
what Irony? You already accidently slammed your pecker in a door hinge?

Stop whacking off while watching the neighbor lady pull weeds through the crack in the front door.
It's would've been more ironic if you had gotten the point of what I had been talking about...because no where in this thread do I talk about women specifically, I only say people--as in humanity. Anyway, since that's what you seemed to believe I was talking about, there's still a sense of irony at play: You tell me to not talk about what you think I don't know anything about although I do know enough about the subject, and then you tell me to wait until we're all talking about something that you think I know about although I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon, Magic, or Yogi. OTOH, I could be taking irony out of context, so don't bother pointing that out if it is so.

Hammock Parties 02-21-2005 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by royr17
She's postin right now my real girlfriend steph cause im tellin her how to do it, she doesnt know how to post on a message board.
Is she using your Dad's computer?

royr17 02-21-2005 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
where is this bitch roy? u said u wanted to marry me!
Oh no you done messed up, thats one thing she dont like. You do not set there and call my real girlfriend the B word.

lardass 02-21-2005 11:34 PM
I can see Roy running up and down the stairs, assuming his place has stairs...

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:34 PM
u a liar roy why u have to lie?

Hammock Parties 02-21-2005 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
where is this bitch roy? u said u wanted to marry me!
ROFL :LOL:

badgirl 02-21-2005 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
we know we going to be together I guess he just want to know how to make me happy but know all u saying to get married is a bad idea. U make him run away
If what people say on here makes him run away than you dont have much there, if this makes him run how many things in real life will make him run AFTER your married :hmmm:

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:34 PM
Ya know, I really don't think you should be standing up tenn_steph like this.

She has more of a history.

lardass 02-21-2005 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by royr17
Oh no you done messed up, thats one thing she dont like. You do not set there and call my real girlfriend the B word.
All hell is going to break loose now!

We all gonna die !!!!!1111

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
u a liar roy why u have to lie?
It's not his fault, blame that other steph for taking him away. Roy just can't see through the hormones.

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:36 PM
I dont know who that botch is but u said u love me roy! why u cheatin?

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
I dont know who that botch is but u said u love me roy! why u cheatin?
ROFL

That's OK, the reat of the planet know you are the real love of his life and will suport you.

Hammock Parties 02-21-2005 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unlurking
Ya know, I really don't think you should be standing up tenn_steph like this.

She has more of a history.
Roy just can't be tied down...he loves the ladies.

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:38 PM
III, I think you should be a man and stand up to this mess you started.

;)

steph 02-21-2005 11:38 PM
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind

lardass 02-21-2005 11:38 PM
Come on Roy, get to that other computer faster... for the love of god some of us have to work tomorrow man. :)

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:39 PM
he cheatin on me with some bitch when I gave him sex, liar!

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by steph
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind
Hey, don't you talk that way to her!!!

:grrrr:

tenn_steph 02-21-2005 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by steph
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind
shut up bitch, u cheatin slut he ain't got money!

lardass 02-21-2005 11:40 PM
Did someone say the B word?

royr17 02-21-2005 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by steph
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind
Guys and Gals this steph is my real girlfriend cause i asked her about the tenn_steph last night and she said it wasnt her if it was how could she sign in and sign out just like that ???

Tenn_steph is not my woman guys, steph on here is, you guys just made it as a big joke last night and i have to admit it is funny.

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lardass
Come on Roy, get to that other computer faster... for the love of god some of us have to work tomorrow man. :)
hahaha

this is pretty good

lardass 02-21-2005 11:41 PM
Roy must have eaten it on the way to the other computer...

unlurking 02-21-2005 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenn_steph
shut up bitch, u cheatin slut he ain't got money!
ROFL ROFL ROFL

You go girl!!!!!!!

Iowanian 02-21-2005 11:42 PM
III,

If you really went and brought your "real" woman to the planet, after this mess...........

well friend...........You should just go superglue your dickhole shut right now.


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