It;s 2:41 AM Are you ****ing awake!

Why are you?

Are you a black dude? If so, your moms sucked on your nuts? Is that your mom’s job....sucking your nuts? Is that how she supported you and your family growing up? If so, how much did you pay her per testicle? Would you like to talk about it? If not, have you ever been in a black dude? Have you ever had a black dude in you? If not, would you like either to happen?

If you had sexual intercourse with George Strait, would it make you less gay because his last name is “Strait?”

You were given the chance to redeem yourself and you blew it. The correct answer would have been:

Sex = Tootie - still looks pretty good
Marry = Ellen - she's stinky rich
Kill = Joy Behar - watch the view for 5 minutes

So, now that we've re-confirmed your sexual preference towards men let's get back to the questions.

You're getting ready to have a threesome with Milo and Neil Patrick Harris when you go for a final round of drinks before moving to the mirrored ceiling bedroom.

When you check your LiFoam xtra strength cooler you realize there's only one blueberry wine cooler left and you don't want to break the mood by running to the store for more.

Milo is already drunk but you know that bitch will leave if he isn't given the blueberry wine cooler. Neil Patrick Harris keeps checking his cell phone and seems unsure about the situation but you're certain that one more wine cooler will loosen him up enough for the big night. Neil will need the full blueberry wine cooler to seal the deal however so splitting it between the two isn't an option.

What's your strategy?

Are still in Houston working at Lowes?

It's 3:42am I'm awake

You are a late night regular. Working?

It's my one night off this week. But tomorrow I'll work 7p to 3am I'll have 70+ hours this week and 35 of that will be overtime and I'll work another 70+ hours next week same pay period.

Yikes. I've been on a "midnight shift" lately so my sleep patterns are messed.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Some of you guys are just killing me in this thread!

ROFL

Tell me about it it ****s with you hard. Time change ****s me over with the sun setting later I wake up early so I just started going in work earlier. I still get held over in the mornings but I'm racking up the hours.

EDave I am gay

If I say mali, do you say bu?