Boiled Chicken |
10-10-2017 06:46 PM |
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
(Post 13141111)
Gosh if it gets better than the 40 Hwy location SIGN ME UP! I do also really like your user name!
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I thought about not telling this story...but hell, why not. Back in my youth when I was on my starter marriage, my first wife used to wax downstairs. I really enjoyed it. She comes home one day and asked me if I wanted it to continue, I said of course I do. She says...well, wax yours for me. Long story short, I did. It hurt like hell. I was so proud of it, pulled my pants down to show her. She starts laughing and saying it looked like a boiled chicken.
Stuck to my leg for the next month. Pulling it loose sounded like a suction cup and looked like I sat in gum.
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