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A Salt Weapon 03-10-2014 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10477985)
Jokes about a dead black kid - really classy.

Throw on some jorts, tie your mullet back, and go work on your muscle car you insufferable prick.

Go **** yourself. I never said shit about a dead black kid, you jumped to that conclusion.

But yeah I'm some redneck racist, good thing my best friend and best man at my wedding doesn't agree with you, you insufferable prick.

cosmo20002 03-10-2014 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10477742)
Not a bad idea..

Why do white people treat their dogs like humans? Like, allowing them to lay on furniture, the bed and even eating after them sometimes.

Because dogs are awesome.

Cephalic Trauma 03-10-2014 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by A Salt Weapon (Post 10478160)
Go **** yourself. I never said shit about a dead black kid, you jumped to that conclusion.

But yeah I'm some redneck racist, good thing my best friend and best man at my wedding doesn't agree with you, you insufferable prick.

Skittles and Iced tea. Gee, what the **** does that mean? Maybe I should jump to the only possible ****ing conclusion.

But hey, you have a black friend, so jokes about dead black kids are totally cool.

cosmo20002 03-10-2014 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 10477818)
I don't get that either. I mean, I love my dog, but...it's a friggin' dog. It's gonna die eventually. It's not a person.

So are you.

TimeForWasp 03-10-2014 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10477642)
Yeah, not a race thing. Just a BLACK thing. Not a race thing.

Good point, if it was a race thing they would be going faster.

Bugeater 03-10-2014 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 10477765)
The thing that bugs me and I've seen every race of person doing it, is the people that back into parking spaces, even diagonal spaces where they have to pull out the wrong ****ing way. Why? Are you robbing the place and need to make a quick getaway?

Unless you really suck at backing in, you're less likely to hit someone or another car backing in than backing out. It's safer.

cosmo20002 03-10-2014 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10477915)
We really should do away with the handshake. It's a plague spreader. I could go with a Japanese bow or perhaps some type of civilian salute.

Maybe we could use the Third Rock from the Sun salute.

It is barbaric. I would ban it.

a pp roach 03-10-2014 07:27 PM

helps that you live in the south, with the race mentality scoring points for your thread. lots of overt racism in the south so it's easy to assume people are racist. (many case in points made in this very thread, actually)

also the fact that it's a city, more pedestrians in general than car drivers because well, public transportation, density of buildings/streets makes for an easier walk than drive especially in huge cities. but it's not a race thing unless it's made a race thing, which i think could be dissolved simply by observing someone of your own ethnic background doing the same thing to you with eye contact and all. also, you're driving, they're walking. how long have they been walking? do they have shoes on? could they be on drugs and unaware of the situation the danger they could be in walking in front of traffic? do they care? are they distracted? are they in hot/cold weather, is it a downpour/snow? are they stressed out, just find out their wife had a miscarriage? on the verge of killing themselves/someone else? did they get turned down for a job 10 minutes ago and now have to walk back to the library to go apply to jobs again? has this person ever even driven a car before? do they know what it's like to be in a hurry at a stopsign/light? etc.


and besides aren't there any hot women next to you in another car or walking near by you can check out while you wait for this group/person to cross? idk....in ari****ingzona

and none of that is to say you're not dealing with issues at all either but i'm just suggesting looking at it differently.

thing is, you're driving, they are walking...you're gonna get there faster anyway.

Ragged Robin 03-10-2014 07:28 PM

Drivers complaining about having to wait 10 seconds for a pedestrian to cross the street... ROFL get a ****ing grip (blatant bigotry aside)

tecumseh 03-10-2014 07:33 PM

You know what crosses the road really slow? Turtles. They will back up a combine to next week.

lewdog 03-10-2014 07:33 PM

Next time someone does that yell, "Nice walk, sorry about your dick!"

It's the same message I yell to douches driving jacked up monster trucks, obviously with the word walk replaced by truck.

Valiant 03-10-2014 07:36 PM

It is not black thing, it is a ghetto or wanna be ghetto thing. Kids in my neighborhood do that shit. or did that shit. They know better now.

LiveSteam 03-10-2014 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10478076)
In some cities it is illegal to ride bikes on a sidewalk unless it is a designated trail path.

I dnt think I would get so worked up over it. if they had to register,plate & insure their bike,like everyone else on the road.

Rausch 03-10-2014 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by a pp roach (Post 10478240)
helps that you live in the south, with the race mentality scoring points for your thread. lots of overt racism in the south so it's easy to assume people are racist. (many case in points made in this very thread, actually)

People are racist.

Not just white people either...

cardken2 03-10-2014 07:50 PM

Adam Corolla used to do a bit called "Definitely Not A Brother."
"A Man walks through an intersection and quickens his pace as he sees the light change for the cars at that moment as to not hold up traffic"


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