Heh, a buddy of mine got one and put it in his manager's office. The GM couldn't find it for months. ****ing drove him crazy everytime he heard it.

Put antifreeze in her coffee cup.

scotch tape her network connection then plug it end on top of it. I stumped my boss and the co worker for hours when I did this. I almost died to keep from laughing my ass off. Lasted about 3 hours. They never figured out who did it.

Unplug her network cable but don't let it lock in. That was another 3-4 hours of entertainment gold with my boss that same co-worker. Me a another co-worker almost died from laughing at them and tech support answers.

mirror google, search for company's website, then make it her homepage.....