Jesus, you should have known better. I'm not clicking on any of this shit. I don't need any new godawful songs to get randomly stuck in my head.

Yes!

Fallon should be doing a Neil Young version of "Friday" by the end of the week, one would think. Gotta' strike while the iron is hot.

Nothing will ever beat, ENTER THE NINJA.

You know, I had a whole shit ton of "I got this by a mile" worst songs ever prepared for this thread. Goddamn if the OP didn't kick the ass out of it. Rep. That was, if not the,one of the worst songs ever. I sat there watching that shit, and I was like Indica stoned couched locked. Gruel running out of my open mouth...I couldn't move, so was I amazed at the utter stupidity of that song.

I'll throw this out, but it's not as bad as "Friday.":
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This one as well:
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versus:
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Spock can't sing for shit.

That's a catchy song, with helpful lyrics. I'm not seeing the problem with it...

Pretty much how i feel. Pure garbage to me, but im not the intended audience either.

It appears this video is the "joke of the internet" for the week, so i have hope for the human race after all.

http://www.billboard.com/column/vira...05073092.story

For those not in the know by now, Black is just one of a number of wannabe pop stars coming from a production company called Ark Music Factory. The "factory" holds casting calls for young teen girls, and if you're what they're looking for, you're flown to Los Angeles, where you're written a "hit" single, record it and make a music video.

At 5:15pm on March 14, 2011, LancerPancer said…
You're song "Friday" is inspirational. Period.
It includes all the makings of a hit: 1) it's educational (teaches the days of the week), 2) it incorporates real life issues that everyone struggles with (which seat to take), 3) it's fun (even repeats the word "fun").

Ark Music Factory uses comic sans. That's all I need to know about the enterprise.

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/t...ror/index.html

I think that the pressing question posed is;

Did they want to push this out to the masses so urgently that a pulsing whitehead on her cheek didn't matter,

or

Was this the clearest her complexion had been in the past 6 months.

FOR BOB DOLE

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Saw this last week. First thing I thought of was LT should do a song with her horrible ass.

Black guy is a pedo.

Hopefully this was a jr. High project that reeruned kids wrote. Shit was awful, hopefully her parents did not pay for it. That shit is a groundable offense til she is 18.

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OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it' ROFL ROFL

ROFL anyone seen Sasha Cohen lately?

Who really thought it would take 10 years for someone to monetize the delusion rampant in the American Idol open auditions.