Just got back from seeing The Watch.


I ****ing love Vince Vaughn. Jonah Hill was at his best.

Gonzo couldn't pick a HOT wrestling chick, could he? Oh, hell no! He had to go w/ the Fabulous Moolah. :facepalm: AND... he changed all of this before I took my trip to KS.

What a dick. LMAO

Well the ball is in your court now Lumpy, you hold what all men want.

*cough---Cut him off---cough*

LMAO

We don't watch WWE, but a he could have done a google search and went with someone better. Like this chick...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XK0mI3OZCE...+Wrestling.jpg

I think they're doing all of the older characters. I doubt that chick was even born when the Hulk era (the first one) was occurring. Back then, it was the WWF (World Wrestling Federation).

PS. You could have him change it to Miss Elizabeth. She was hot for the time. However, she was Macho Man's manager, not a wrestler.

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/r...lipboard02.jpg

BTW, today is National Cheesecake Day.

this rabbit that lived near my house died. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

Nice. I love that song. Totally reminds me of The Police.

Yeah, I know. That chick was probably born in the mid-80's. Okay, now I feel old. :facepalm:

I was just busting Gonzo's balls by bitching about him going w/ The Fabulous Moolah. Honestly, he could have done worse. Eh, maybe? :shrug:

Yes it could have been much worse...

1986

:banghead:

Thanks, asshole.

1986

http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4d813-2b5d-b3ba.jpg


Why won't you defrost you piece of shit gatorade. Hot as hell today people.

:cuss:

This place has gone to hell this week. It has been funny as hell to read.

1986

How do you pronounce the name "Saul"?

Is it "SAWLL" like how a redneck pronounces the word "saw"?

or

Is it "SAH OOL" like the name "Raul" but with an S?

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis.

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones.

I started football practice yesterday.

4.2 40?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

9 cities, 4 states, 3 countries over the next 8 weeks starting tomorrow.

Me, every 2 weeks when i shower.

That's true. I tested them once. They don't stand for that shit.

I'd like to know which one of you bastards gave me this ****ing headache.

One of your wresting buddies I bet...

Sim sim salabim

*I'm busy* EVERYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT. *I'm not busy* EVERYONE DISAPPEARED.

true that

What the **** is really goin on?

what is the deal with poker players?

Every time I play in a tourney and I make the final table and have the most chips, everyone looks at me like I have to call everyone's all-in's because it wouldn't hurt me that much. I'm like, just cause I have the most chips doesn't mean I'm gonna start making stupid calls and double everybody up, lol.

They think it's like an unwritten poker rule or something.

I've seen that crap before. They're hoping that the chip leader will play loose, get their ass kicked on an all-in, double-up the player, and even out the chip count on the table a little. I saw that shit happen a lot playing in a league but very rarely online. Whenever I'm the chip leader, I just tighten up my play and tell the bullies to eat a dick. :D

Granted, I will call, (even w/ a mediocre pocket), if there's 1 person that goes all-in w/ less than a few blinds left, and everyone else folds. Hell, I may even do it if there are 2 all-ins.

I miss playing poker. :(

Is that Haji from Johnny Quest?

CURSING: Helps relieve pain by 50% percent.

The waiting is the hardest part.

FACT OF GOOGLE: 50% people use google well as a search engine & rest 50% use it to see if internet connected or not!!!

I wanna see RGIII play. Waiting is the worst part...

Seriously though...can anyone answer this for me?

like S-all.... s plus the word all.

http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/

It's safe for work. Really. I promise.

Just got officially accepted for my Master's Degree program. Classes start September 3d!

ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!

Kickass!!

Time Bandits is on.

B.S. = Bull Shit
M.S. = More Shit
Ph.D. = Piled Higher and Deeper

pooptaco.

Why is it when the weekend gets here I just want to relax and sleep (I went to bed at 8pm last night) but once Sunday night rolls around I'm ready to stay up and have a few beers..........

My nuts itch.

it's amazing that a site without the OMFG ADS IN YOUR FACE can be so successful.

Gold Peak Tea is delicious.

I made luv mad last week in a thread and she said she wasn't going to be around much, which she hasn't. A little part of me feels bad about being a dick. :sulk:

Well stop being a dick.



:D

Man you know that True Blood sucks this season (haven't watched since season 3) if several chicks on my facebook have all said (independently of each other) "I just don't know how I feel about Trueblood this season."

If chicks are saying it, lol you KNOW it's horrible now.

Show has been pure garbage for years. Entourage level garbage.

i got a radio flyer red wagon at an auction today for 10 bucks. my 5 y.o. won't stop draggin' his waggon.

This post makes me feel at the same time both uncool and cool for not knowing what True Blood is.

I call that a win.

Seriously could be in the running for worst show on TV. The over the top acting and plot lines that have no plot! I watch it for the comedy.

From this I've learned that True Blood is a tv show. Thanks lew.

I figured someone must have pissed her off.

Way to go, asshole! :cuss:

:p

Don't. I owe you, if anything. You only said what I had a feeling was true anyway, so others are probably thanking you. Sometimes I just need a break. Going to start limiting my posts to sports related topics. So...maybe other people won't be thanking you... :)

Oh shit, you don't have to know anything about sports to post in sports threads here! Most of these guys blow smoke from their ass with wild predictions, only to be laughed at like lovable losers a month later.

Sorry again luv, I am really not a total asshole in real life.

It is a show about vampires and the only thing worth watching are the boobie scenes. Other than that, it is insanely absurd with the craziest plot lines you have ever seen.

I give out more positive rep when i'm high.

There should be a study about that....

Best kiss cam ever:

http://i.imgur.com/g46pz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Km0Ra.jpg

As if I needed any more of a reason to realize I'm a giant **** up, tonight someone who was blackout drunk gave me their business card.

Thankfully I have no ego, so I don't consider it an insult, but it's definitely not a positive.

My new gf likes rough sex. She wants to be tied, choked and beaten. Damn she's cute but I'm not really into all that. I'm not sure what to do here.

Make her sign a release form prior to choking the shit out of her. *nod nod nod*

She weighs 96 pounds. I'm afraid I'll kill her. Ugh!

Well, arent you a tough guy? Smacking around a 96 pound woman. I oughta reach through the screen and dick punch you. :p

I don't want to smack her around though. I like her... I don't want to hurt her.

You have 3 options.

1. Tell her to get stuffed and move along.

2. Talk it out before hand, use a safe word, know your own strength, etc., bla bla bla.

3. Do it like she wants with no forthought and take your chances on the manslaughter charges.

I'm about 220 and she's 96 and I'm pretty sure she can kick my ass. She's all muscles and hair. I'm goin in.... wish me luck.

It was nice knowing you.

Mods, can I have Fever's casino cash, post count added to my total and rep added to mine when she kills him, please and thank you?

:)

I'm dead. She's nothing but skin and muscles everywhere... and probably 30 pounds of hair down to her ass. Not hard when she's 5' 2".

Please respect Planetmans request mods. Casino cash... rep... be gone.... I don't think I'm coming back.

She's watching these posts and laughing at me while trying to break my arm.

Quiet you fool! They haven't given me your rep and stuff yet! Get back in the box and shaddup!

posting with one arm.... i'm not dead yet. Damn that's a grip....