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King_Chief_Fan 12-13-2011 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rad (Post 8198969)
Ummmmm, I think you mean 150.

you mean 180

Rausch 12-13-2011 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8198894)
I think that goes:

Starve a Favre, feed some mold.
Posted via Mobile Device

I think that goes:

"Find a QB or GTFO..."

HemiEd 12-13-2011 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8197228)
No, that's just what he wants you to think. It's an elaborate roost.

Well one in the hand is worth two in the tree. The early bird gets the bush.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-13-2011 09:01 AM

2 in the stink, 1 in the pink

Mr. Flopnuts 12-13-2011 09:10 AM

This all started back up at the crack of Don.

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8198829)
:spock:

Seriously? I said absolutely nothing positive about Tyler Palko's ability. I never, ever have.

I've given him credit for two things:

1) Working to improve, which is completely independent of any evaluation of him as a player. He's not Ryan Leaf, he's just an untalented bum who tries really, really hard.

2) Saying "****" on national TV after beating ND.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

You gave a crappy NFL QB credit for effort.

And you still haven't explained your comments about Chase Daniel being a "poor man's Jeff Garcia".

Chase Daniel isn't even a "poor man's Tyler Palko".

blaise 12-13-2011 09:35 AM

Saying someone is a poor man's Jeff Garcia isn't exactly heaping praise on him.

the Talking Can 12-13-2011 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan88 (Post 8199200)
LMAOLMAOLMAO

You gave a crappy NFL QB credit for effort.

And you still haven't explained your comments about Chase Daniel being a "poor man's Jeff Garcia".

Chase Daniel isn't even a "poor man's Tyler Palko".

if at first you don't recede, cry, cry again

Gonzo 12-13-2011 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan88 (Post 8199200)
LMAOLMAOLMAO

You gave a crappy NFL QB credit for effort.

And you still haven't explained your comments about Chase Daniel being a "poor man's Jeff Garcia".

Chase Daniel isn't even a "poor man's Tyler Palko".

If at 1st you don't secede, get high again.

Gonzo 12-13-2011 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8199233)
if at first you don't recede, cry, cry again

Dammit!!!

Pre-Post?

the Talking Can 12-13-2011 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8199245)
Dammit!!!

Pre-Post?

great mimes think a bike

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 8199230)
Saying someone is a poor man's Jeff Garcia isn't exactly heaping praise on him.

Jeff Garcia at least has had a credible NFL career with Pro Bowl appearances.

Chase Daniel has done nothing in the NFL except hold a clipboard and pick his nose.

Bwana 12-13-2011 09:53 AM

:spock:

http://glanerd.files.wordpress.com/2...-butt-hurt.jpg

loochy 12-13-2011 09:55 AM

What the hell? Why does this thread exist? Who cares if Hamas was wrong?

rad 12-13-2011 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan (Post 8199077)
you mean 180

I guess you didn't see what I did there.......

vailpass 12-13-2011 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8196790)
LMAO

That is exactly the dumb shit I'm talking about.
It is spelled "porpoises"

whoman69 12-13-2011 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 8196689)
I could have....but I only have 20/20 vision.

don't talk to me, I'm beginning to have vision like Mr. Magoo.

Sannyasi 12-13-2011 02:03 PM

I tap my cap at this thread.

luv 12-13-2011 02:08 PM

So, did the OP state where he stood on the same issues? I'm not reading through what I know is nothing but a bunch of bullshit attempting to call people out (that's all the OP ever does).

Direckshun 12-13-2011 02:13 PM

Love all the rapist wit in this thread.

Bearcat 12-13-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8200158)
So, did the OP state where he stood on the same issues? I'm not reading through what I know is nothing but a bunch of bullshit attempting to call people out (that's all the OP ever does).

It's recommended reading starting with post #19.... HoC worthy, not for mind-numbing trolling & trash talk like you might think with this OP, but for the creativity of so many people and high LOLs/page.

luv 12-13-2011 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8200185)
It's recommended reading starting with post #19.... HoC worthy, not for mind-numbing trolling & trash talk like you might think with this OP, but for the creativity of so many people and high LOLs/page.

I did read about the 50/50 hindsight and going for the juggler. LMAO
Gave up after page one though.

whoman69 12-13-2011 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8197059)
This thread is hilarious. I feel like I'm on Deep Space Nine

Odd, makes me feel like I'm on Terek Nor.

BigMeatballDave 12-13-2011 02:44 PM

LOL at his new username

Sassy Squatch 12-13-2011 02:57 PM

Laughing from my tummy reading this.

crazycoffey 12-13-2011 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 8197045)
Can well all agree that Cassel's contract has cost the Chiefs an arm and the other arm.

well yeah, we see it 50/50 now.


late to the party had to get won in.....

crazycoffey 12-13-2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 8199200)
LMAOLMAOLMAO

You gave a crappy NFL QB credit for effort.

And you still haven't explained your comments about Chase Daniel being a "poor man's Jeff Garcia".

Chase Daniel isn't even a "poor man's Tyler Palko".


Hey, ewe answered all of Hamas' posts butt this won;

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=236

whoman69 12-13-2011 03:30 PM

Time and tide melts the snowman.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-13-2011 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8200296)
LOL at his new username

Who on Earth would do such a thing? What if he can't log in because of it?

Lumpy 12-13-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8200526)
Who on Earth would do such a thing? What if he can't log in because of it?

LMAO

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-13-2011 03:36 PM

We probably underlooked it the first time, so here it is again:

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 3218865)
Printers vs Croyle... the Chiefs have legit competition between two talented young QBs for the first time in forever
.


Buck 12-13-2011 03:44 PM

I was sitting here watching tv when all of the sudden "hindsight is 50/50" popped into my head. I've been laughing for over 5 minutes straight.

|Zach| 12-13-2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8200543)
We probably underlooked it the first time, so here it is again:

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

OnTheWarpath15 12-13-2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8200543)
We probably underlooked it the first time, so here it is again:

http://hegeekshegeek.files.wordpress...pg?w=480&h=360

HemiEd 12-13-2011 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8200572)
I was sitting here watching tv when all of the sudden "hindsight is 50/50" popped into my head. I've been laughing for over 5 minutes straight.

That is what happens when two birds get stoned, you get killed.

HemiEd 12-13-2011 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8200694)
That is what happens when two birds get stoned, you get killed.

This is just insult to a jury.

Sofa King 12-13-2011 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8200543)
We probably underlooked it the first time, so here it is again:

Son, i am disjointed.

http://chopur.com/wp-content/uploads...on-330x330.png

Pants 12-13-2011 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 8197045)
Can well all agree that Cassel's contract has cost the Chiefs an arm and the other arm.

What's the statue of limitations on that?

Sofa King 12-13-2011 04:40 PM

Awesome thread overalls.

Way to put your best foot foreskin.

Lumpy 12-13-2011 04:43 PM

Ignorance is blitzed.

BigCatDaddy 12-13-2011 04:55 PM

You guys are really scraping the top of the barrell for these now.

Lumpy 12-13-2011 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 8200764)
You guys are really scraping the top of the barrell for these now.

You're not the brightest crayon in the drawer, are you?

:p

Mr. Flopnuts 12-13-2011 05:03 PM

The penis mightier than the sword.

LoneWolf 12-13-2011 05:19 PM

I just spent 40 minutes reading this entire thread. Haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. After a completely messed up day, I really needed a good laugh. Thanks, everyone.

the Talking Can 12-13-2011 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8200741)
Ignorance is blitzed.

that dumbs it up

Bearcat 12-13-2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8200777)
You're not the brightest crayon in the drawer, are you?

:p

Not the sharpest penicillin.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-13-2011 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8200864)
Not the sharpest penicillin.

It's what you give to a girl who has everything!

whoman69 12-13-2011 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8200572)
I was sitting here watching tv when all of the sudden "hindsight is 50/50" popped into my head. I've been laughing for over 5 minutes straight.

We you watching 20/20?

Gonzo 12-13-2011 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8200708)

I wood the entire thing.
Posted via Mobile Device

Hammock Parties 12-13-2011 07:34 PM

Heading to the jim tonight.

Gonzo 12-13-2011 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8201221)
Heading to the jim tonight.

Be careful if you're lifting waits, when it rains, it snows you know.

Murphy Brown's law and all that.
Posted via Mobile Device

Hammock Parties 12-13-2011 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8201227)
Be careful if you're lifting waits, when it rains, it snows you know.

Murphy Brown's law and all that.
Posted via Mobile Device

I'm going to blast my pecks and really work my glues.

Just hope I'm not soar tomorrow. Lasic acid hurts!

carlos3652 12-13-2011 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 8200215)
Gave up after page one though.

Ugh, wait till you get to page 403... 88 is full of piss and vine oger

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 09:12 PM

LMAO

This is epic, and I must say I am very disappointed in Hamas. I expected a better fight.

Hamas- Bottom line is I called you out. I put your past statements out there and called you out like the bitch you are.

You hid for an hour and then offered up a vaginally-soft response. You then frantically tried to find my past postings that could offer you a comeback... a response to me calling you out.

All you found was a sarcastic comment I made about the Chiefs finally having a competition among young QB's in Printers vs. Croyle.

I gave you over 24 hours to mount a legit comeback. You have failed.

Your head is on my mantel now.

I forever own you.

I called you out. You couldn't come back.

You are my bitch forever.

VICTORY :clap:

Also a quick shout out to the mods for finally changing my SN. I have been trying to get the "88's" out of my SN since Fat Scott traded Tony Gonzalez. Thank you.

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 8200215)
I did read about the 50/50 hindsight and going for the juggler. LMAO
Gave up after page one though.

This from the Karen Kornacki of CP.

Tribal Warfare 12-13-2011 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8201214)
I wood the entire thing.
Posted via Mobile Device

Personally, I wood the hole thing.

the Talking Can 12-13-2011 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 8201522)
LMAO

This is epic, and I must say I am very disappointed in Hamas. I expected a better fight.

Hamas- Bottom line is I called you out. I put your past statements out there and called you out like the bitch you are.

You hid for an hour and then offered up a vaginally-soft response. You then frantically tried to find my past postings that could offer you a comeback... a response to me calling you out.

All you found was a sarcastic comment I made about the Chiefs finally having a competition among young QB's in Printers vs. Croyle.

I gave you over 24 hours to mount a legit comeback. You have failed.

Your head is on my mantel now.

I forever own you.

I called you out. You couldn't come back.

You are my bitch forever.

VICTORY :clap:

Also a quick shout out to the mods for finally changing my SN. I have been trying to get the "88's" out of my SN since Fat Scott traded Tony Gonzalez. Thank you.

you're dumber than bag of hamsters

Al Bundy 12-13-2011 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 8201522)
LMAO

This is epic, and I must say I am very disappointed in Hamas. I expected a better fight.

Hamas- Bottom line is I called you out. I put your past statements out there and called you out like the bitch you are.

You hid for an hour and then offered up a vaginally-soft response. You then frantically tried to find my past postings that could offer you a comeback... a response to me calling you out.

All you found was a sarcastic comment I made about the Chiefs finally having a competition among young QB's in Printers vs. Croyle.

I gave you over 24 hours to mount a legit comeback. You have failed.

Your head is on my mantel now.

I forever own you.

I called you out. You couldn't come back.

You are my bitch forever.

VICTORY :clap:

Also a quick shout out to the mods for finally changing my SN. I have been trying to get the "88's" out of my SN since Fat Scott traded Tony Gonzalez. Thank you.

I don't know whether to LMAO or :banghead: or :facepalm:

Bearcat 12-13-2011 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by carlos3652 (Post 8201483)
Ugh, wait till you get to page 403... 88 is full of piss and vine oger

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/profi...do=editoptions

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crazycoffey 12-13-2011 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8200440)
Hey, ewe answered all of Hamas' posts butt this won;

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=236

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8200543)
We probably underlooked it the first time, so here it is again:

You probably looked less douche when I brought it back up, just 4 posts ago....

Buck 12-13-2011 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8201582)
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:spock:

Lumpy 12-13-2011 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8201559)
you're dumber than bag of hamsters

What do you expect? He's pantheistic. You know, a glass 1/4 empty type of guy.

carlos3652 12-13-2011 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8201582)
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LMAO

crazycoffey 12-13-2011 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 8201522)
Also a quick shout out to the mods for finally changing my SN. I have been trying to get the "88's" out of my SN since Fat Scott traded Tony Gonzalez. Thank you.


Too bad the mods can't change your name to "88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888"


It's 80 "8"s.....

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8201603)
Too bad the mods can't change your name to "88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888"


It's 80 "8"s.....

That would be okay.

Anything but "88".

That is now Anthony Becht's #.

Bugeater 12-13-2011 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8201582)
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Is there a 1 post per page setting that I'm not aware of?

88TG88 12-13-2011 09:48 PM

I dont wanna read the whole thread. Anything funny happen yet ?

BigCatDaddy 12-13-2011 09:50 PM

He's like a rich mans Knowmo :facepalm:

Bearcat 12-13-2011 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8201615)
Is there a 1 post per page setting that I'm not aware of?

4000 replies, 400... oops.

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 10:05 PM

Apparently Brodie Croyle, Chase Daniel and Tyler Palko aren't alone in Hamas affection for shitty QB's.

Andre Woodson and Brian Brohm anyone?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...5&postcount=61

Quote:

If Croyle tanks this year and we are able to get a guy like Andre Woodson or Brian Brohm, we might be able to be competitive while LJ still has some tread left on his tires
YOUR move, Hamas.

You still hiding under your desk with your thumb up your ass?

Brock 12-13-2011 10:06 PM

50/50 LMAO

Brianfo 12-13-2011 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 8201657)
Apparently Brodie Croyle, Chase Daniel and Tyler Palko aren't alone in Hamas affection for shitty QB's.

Andre Woodson and Brian Brohm anyone?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...5&postcount=61



YOUR move, Hamas.

You still hiding under your desk with your thumb up your ass?

Quality smack right there. Liking me some KCChiefsfan.

Hammock Parties 12-13-2011 10:16 PM

Back from the gym. Time for a pro teen sheikh.

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 10:19 PM

Apparently Hamas likes shitty players on defense as well:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=183302

Quote:

Honestly. If we have to chuck Allen's ass, so be it. If we can get three picks for the sorry one who sucks the penis, then we conceivably get Gholston or Sed Ellis at 5, and possibly Chris Williams at 17. That's a gat damn good first round.
Yep that is Hamas, the self-proclaimed "Draft Goddess" (I officially take away your manhood for being a chicken shit, hiding from me) pimping Vernon FREAKING Gholston or Sedrick Ellis over keeping Jared Allen.

Classic!

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Brianfo 12-13-2011 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 8201692)
Apparently Hamas likes shitty players on defense as well:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=183302



Yep that is Hamas, the self-proclaimed "Draft Goddess" (I officially take away your manhood for being a chicken shit, hiding from me) pimping Vernon FREAKING Gholston or Sedrick Ellis over keeping Jared Allen.

Classic!

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Did he pork your wife or what? What's up with the personal butt hurt? You don't look good in green.

Sassy Squatch 12-13-2011 10:24 PM

http://robdamanii.com/macros/Waaambulance1.jpg

SPchief 12-13-2011 10:25 PM

Are you still butthurt about the whole Devee thing?

FloridaMan88 12-13-2011 10:31 PM

Hamas continues to show the world his amazing eye for scouting QB talent...

Hamas compares the "mechanics" of Bowling Green QB Omar Jacobs, now of Arena Football League fame to one Phillip Rivers.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156802

Quote:

Pittsburgh's 5th rounder last year. He was recently picked up by the Iggles and released from their PS. I really don't see any reason why we shouldn't bring him into camp and let him compete for Printers' spot. He's younger, bigger, and a more accurate passer. He also did well in the preseason in limited duty. If we do make a move to an offense that relies on shorter routes, his accuracy (especially on the intermediate ball) could really serve us well in a backup role.

He has screwy mechanics, but they aren't much worse than Rivers, and look at the jack that mofo pulls in.
Hey DUMBSHIT... I have a ton more of your dumbass takes coming.

What are you going to do? Continue to sit there and shit all over yourself???

LMAOLMAOLMAO

BigMeatballDave 12-13-2011 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianfo (Post 8201676)
Quality smack right there. Liking me some KCChiefsfan.



Birds of a feather frock in leather

SPchief 12-13-2011 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan50/50 (Post 8201718)
Hamas continues to show the world his amazing eye for scouting QB talent...

Hamas compares the "mechanics" of Bowling Green QB Omar Jacobs, now of Arena Football League fame to one Phillip Rivers.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156802



Hey DUMBSHIT... I have a ton more of your dumbass takes coming.

What are you going to do? Continue to sit there and shit all over yourself???

LMAOLMAOLMAO

I'm sure Hamas is shacking in his booths


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