Turns out this dude is bestest buds with JD. Lovely.

Why does that not suprise me ?

Can someone give me a cliff notes of this thread since i missed all 27 pages? I do remember there was a picture on the main page...

The jist i caught after 9 pages is the dude is married had sex with his best friend while married, destroyed a marriage, still wants the chick but loves his family?

As for female best friend shit, that passes when you get a GF

To quote Alice, Curiouser and Curiouser.

Phil, this thread is nuts. I can't imagine why the police would come to someone's house because of an internet posting in which a pre teenager and an adult weren't involved in sex chat. I think your "Shannon" was him trying to CYA. The "cousin" with the same name is kind odd, since said cousin also has the same b-day.

Wow. :eek: :clap:

Now that's a quality beat down.

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ROFL so that is what you look like- I pictured less teeth and more Cammo for some reason.

Maybe he has the same tax monkey for an attorney.

HARDCORE!

Holy hell. How did I miss this thread?

too much Pron??

BS
The birthday he had posted in his profile is the exact same birthday for the guy in the sex offender list. Were him and his "cousin" born on the exact same day and year as well? Thats not his wife you're chatting with, its him.

Shocking. He lied again? I can hardly believe that. I thought for sure he'd start telling the truth now that he's had a good night's sleep. Heh.

Certainly the cop story sounds fishy enough. Why would the cops be there for more than a few minutes? They don't exactly do stake outs for harassing phone calls.

Starting to sound like the entire cover story is a bunch of BS

ROFL

i just read the tags...didn't even know we had tags....

That was a brutal cyber beat down.

To think I felt sorry for the poor dude.

I was hoping there would be some photoshop pics of him up by now.

Lets get with the program here.:D

I almost thought this thread was gonna be about a guy who fucked his best friends girl

fgg

Is this still funny on monday? I'm not sure.

Read it all...reserve comment.

ROFL

Classic. I'm sorry I missed all this. What a dumbass.

It was better with a beer.

You are right.

I had a suspicion when I read this on his profile.

I read the first couple of pages (80 posts pp) when this whole thing started and then blew it off, figuring the rest was just a big pile on. I just finished reading the last 4 pages and saw what a train wreck it became.

What does this mean, anyway?

it means he's a bundle of sticksggg
NTTAWWT

I don't post on here much...but dayum even I know better than to poke the bears (Phobia and Iowanian) with a stick.

Some people should just use the internet solely for what it was made for, the ability to access free porn. Do not...I repeat DO NOT ever challenge someone and then post your contact information. W-O-W.

Now if I have any woman troubles...you fuggers will be the last to know. heheh.

That said...well played to all involved. Along with the roping a deer story I got in the email that was the best thing I read in a long time. Kudos!

I'm not sure. But if you can get Shyguyms back here to explain, that would be great.

I just read it again - its still funny over a month later.

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ffg.......

Phobia, has there been an update with this clown?

I still can't believe how this thread went down. Really bizarre.

Jesus this song sucks.

schrodinger's cat

schrodinger's cat

It's a good bet you can find an easy woman any day but it's never easy to find a good friend...

This was talked about earlier in the thread but can we move this thread to the Hall of Classics?

RIP tags :sulk:

I'm not sure what protocol is on that, but I certainly think it's worthy. I'll try and remember to move it next time it drops off the first page or two.

Sweet nectar of the gods, how did I miss this? What a beatdown, and deservedly so. Brutal.


My opinion on this whole thing (outside the obvious) is that this was one long, drawn out cry for help by shitguy.

The DT58HOF epic fail thread
 

because none of you experts ever played the game of football, Never won any Championships at any level.

Gruden 1 Super Bowl Ring =<TABLE class=wikitable style="FONT-SIZE: 95%; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><TBODY><TR><TH>95</TH><TH>81</TH><TH>0</TH><TH>.540</TH></TR></TBODY></TABLE> his team won the division 5 of 11 years as head coach.


The Rat 3 Total 2 as head coach
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Marty- <TABLE class=wikitable style="FONT-SIZE: 95%; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><TBODY><TR><TH colSpan=2>Total<SUP class=reference id=cite_ref-3>[4]</SUP></TH><TH>200</TH><TH>126</TH><TH>1</TH><TH>.613</TH></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


the guys I didn't want

Schwartz is the only one that may have deserved a shot and he will get it in Detroit,lol he was D.C. for 7 years and maybe it's his time.

Mcdaniels and Spagnulo were Cordinators for 2 Years in the NFL and had no other experience at it before this time, hell there is High school coaches more qualified, these 2 are the same as Charlie Weis and Romeo Crenell
They both have proved nothing at all to warrant head coaching jobs in The Pros or College.

alot of you cry about Ferentz, well he is the same guy every NFL teanm wanted a few years ago and he still continues to win at a Big 10 School and do things that none of your precious Big 12 teams have done beat Ohio State,Penn st. and Michigan!!

what championships have YOU won?

if EVERY team wnated him he would be an nfl coach, money talks, AND he has proven NOTHING at an nfl level. how many NCs has ferentz won? how mant sbs?

Rather convienient that you left of Marty's playoff record and Super Bowl victories.

die in a fire while drinking antifreeze

Gonna tell us all about your storied career as a runningback at Polk High? What was it again, 4 touchdowns in one game?

No where in your incoherent ramblings did you approach what would be a rational thought. We are all now dumber for having listened to you. You are awarded zero points and my God have mercy on your soul! :clap:

how mant sbs? wtf? huh? you no speaka no enlishhhhhhhhhhh

ROFL

A Big 12 team beat Ohio State this year. And none have played the other two recently.

sorry genius how many sbs? super bowls

says the lurker with 41 posts,lol
that doesn't have a good paying job!:rolleyes:

What does that have to do with anything?

TEANM? what you speaka no engrish?

IDIOT ARMCHAIR QB'S IN HERE!!
I played the game, I officiated the game, I coached the game.!!
YES I CONSIDER MYSELF AN EXPERT,lol

And yet you're still a reerun.

You didn't answer my question.

it's says i dont give a fuc..... what you or anyonelse says
and I will say what I want when I want!!
Got that JACK?

Heh, you ****ers are out of control. Great stuff.

why do you always bring up money? how in the **** does a genius like you know what ANY of us are worth?

ask about my family business and look me up on google you will findout what Titles I have won and what schools I have attended!!
Don't be so lazy!!

If you don't care what anybody says, then why are you reading or posting? That seems rather a waste of time for such an omnicient individual.

I know you're not worth Millions!!ROFL

It's unbelievable. I'm 19 and I'm acting like more of a grown man than this guy.

oh **** you played peewee ball, officiated peewee ball, coached peewee ball, seems like you were stuck in a peewee league, maybe you likey the peewee

yeah by having an avatar saying you like mens ass?
Kewl Dude, Cowa Bunga!!!

what is your family business?

It's from Seinfeld.

dude go get ur redneck ass under the car and change the oil!!

wow, now thats a very educational show!!

how do you know that bud? .

shutup and get under the hood,trailer trash!!

I didn't say it was educational. It's a bold comedy I grew up with.

man, you have no idea how insane such a threat is on this board....they'll have your credit card number in 30 secs...


you will regret this


i promise

no answer? huh i call BS.

Here's what Google turned up.

still no answer?

DT58 reminds me of Dane

LMAO

everyone knows here already that my family owns the sheetz company.
they like to tell me about selling bad meat,lol like noone ever bought something from someone that they regretted buying afterwards,lol

dane is MUCH better

I think we can put DT58HOF at the #1 spot of most worthless posters on this board. He talks like an inbred hillbilly.

don't defend yourself to that jerk

he's just looking for a fight .... ignore him

Do your employees and/or higher-ups know you insult strangers on a football message board?