Peyton Manning

If this ****ing league would ever give me a break, I would win some matchups. I'm the points leader yet I'm 3-4

**** ESPN indeed.

Stafford is a bitch.

LMAO

Picked him up specifically for that match-up against the Saints.




















And i think it was 35 :evil:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have the least points scored against me. So basically, if you're playing me for the week, your team is about to take a dump. :)

Anybody in need of a QB?

Considering a deal that would make Romo or Cutler expendable. Let me know.

All reasonable offers considered.

Check your PMs

I don't need a QB. I'm trying to get rid of one.

Sorry. Misread your request.

Well damn,in light of today's Ahmad Bradshaw news I have no choice than to start Doug Martin (as I was going to sit him against the Vikings D) so now I have Freeman,Martin and Rudolph all going tonight in what I'm seeing as a low scoring game,just hope I'm way off.

So much for my fantasy acumen

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Nice try, Nzoner.

God apparently hates me.

I have two losses against the two worst teams in the league. Until last Sunday, I was the points leader.

**** this league. **** you all. **** **** ****.

I was at the funeral home yesterday during the KC game so imagine my surprise when I found out Charles got 1 pt. I was like wtf?

I guess going undefeated was unreasonable. Good game Deez. Nice job.

I was going to bench Charles tonight for Bradshaw but upon seeing that I'm playing against Charles in one of my money leagues figured what the hell if he does blow-up it'll ease the sting ever so lightly having him going here.

(fist bump) Good game, dude.

Live by the "Doug Martin", die by the "Doug Martin."

I'm going to win my money league because I sat McFadden for Martin, but I'm going to lose to Nzoner in this league.

Amazing how things turn. At one point, I was projected to score 160 points and beat Joe by 65 points.

Now, I'm dead in the water, projected to lose by nearly 30.

I might score 120 this week and still lose by 20+.

LMAO

Had Martin in all 3 of my leagues and to top it off my biggest money league had not only DM but Cutler,Leshoure,Cobb,Julio,Calvin,Daniels and denver D/ST...siting at 181 and still have colston and my coach for the saints,best week ever and been in league for 14 years!

It wasn't rape. You asked for it. :D

I'm going to win this week by nearly 100 points.


Every other week i blow up against a shitty team. Then when i play a good team, my guys shit the bed.

So, I'm leading DJ's LN by 3.1 points, with DJLN's defense (Eagles) to play. Chances are, he's going to cover.

However, I was a dead man walking, down by 0.9 and the Cowboys taking the final snap of the game last night. And then Romo dumps it to Jones for a big gain. LMAO. 3.1 in the black, so at least I force the issue this evening.

Matt Ryan, how do you throw for 350 yards and no TDs? Jordy Nelson, why are you active before a bye if you're not up to snuff?

Jordy turned an ankle. His hammy seemed fine. Just unlucky.

Next year after I buy the perfect team I'm not trading with any of you ****ers.

Jesus. Unlucky? Unlucky is playing the guy who had Doug Martin this week. ROFL

I'm telling you, I just expected to lose this week with Mike ****ing Goodson in the game. But for whatever reason, when you play the Forcefield, your team shits the bed for the most part. If the ****ing bundle of stickss can pull it out, I'll have a 3 game lead with 4 to play. But I'm getting ready to play the 2 other best teams in the league for the first time. Have to keep the Forcefield up...

LMAO

You'll win.

I've been stunningly snakebitten in fantasy football this year.

In my money league I was fighting for the final playoff berth last week against the team that had Tom Brady at QB. Brady's on bye, I get Big Ben against a shit Giant secondary, I think I'm in pretty good shape...

...did I mention that he had Randall Cobb, Brandon Marshall, Doug Martin, Chicago's D and Andrew Luck as his backup QB?

I've never seen a beating like the one I just took. Hell, Michael Turner even got in on the fun against me and he's been trash all season.

When it was done, I just shook my head. WTF do you do? I won 3 of my 4 leagues last season and I'll be lucky to make the playoffs in 2 of 4 this season. It's just day after day of shockingly bad beats.

You'll win this one - just watch.

Winning streak!

****!

Just in case Quinns doesn't adjust his line-up before kick-off due to players out I'm giving the commish my approval to do it for him if I can do that.Just hate the idea of possibly winning by unfair advantages and just my .02

never fails

Sorry guys.

Picked up Wilson to start him for the bye week. I forgot to activate before I left town to go deer hunting and couldn't get back within cell range prior to the 3p kickoffs.

If it makes a difference in the standings when I lose because I forgot to start a goddamn quarterback, my most sincere apologies.

Ended.

That's like the Bucs gloating over snapping Oakland's 2-game win streak over Jacksonville and Kansas City. :p

I had my team set by kickoff. :harumph:

Nice job too,glad to see you're still playing.

It is time for me to wave the white flag. It's obvious the fantasy gods did not want me to win jack shit this season. I was not chosen for greatness.

I go up against DJ needing 10 points before Monday's game because he forgot to start a QB.

I have Ben Roethlisberger against the Chiefs.

Roethlisberger throws just enough to cut it close but still come up short before he gets injured.

This was a fun year, fellas. I'll continue to be a good sport and adjust my matchups for injuries/byes, but I am officially conceding.

Good luck to this year's winner.

Not often you can win without a quarterback. Especially when you dumped 1/3 of your budget on the position.

I must be pretty awesome.

Undefeated, and now I've lost 2 in a row. Ruh roh. Good game Pest.

You'll get back on the right track this week. Even though we're both projected to score 114, my guys have terrible matchups, and CJ2K is on bye.

This is my year for FF. 7-3 in this league and 8-2 in my money league.

Ok, now I'm going to be sick...

It's called sportsmanship mother****er! Learn some. :)

The CP league has been frustrating for me this season,I've went W-L-W-L etc. every single week.

100% sick?

Why is DJ's left nut banned?

Welp, I ****ed my lineup over every way I could and it'll cost me a 3rd straight loss. Look out below! My plane broke in mid-air...

I haven't checked today, but based on the highlights I've seen, my team hasn't done shit.

What did you do?

Started Bowe over Cecil Short, and left Schaub on the bench against Jax. That alone cost me over 60 points. Your team hasn't done shit, mine's done even worse...

I can see starting Shorts over Bowe, but there's no way a sane person would have started Schaub over Peyton Manning.

I just looked...

We're both projected to score 100 points. It's far from over.

Yeah, because while I knew Jax was shit, I figured Manning would handle SD which he probably will. Just hate seeing all those points on the bench...

I was thinking that Lance Moore was out for some reason, but I see him now so it's not all bad. We'll see how it shakes out.

And on cue, Lance Moore catches his 2nd TD of the day.

Which helps. But I have 3 players on my bench that have scored 83 points. The rest of my team has 57. ROFL

Hey guys a question and let me start by saying I haven't checked everyone's schedule but I noticed my last six games are all against the other division.In regards to possible play-off scenarios wouldn't it make more since to have inner division games towards the end of our season.

Again,just an observation so if I'm missing something here do enlighten me.

I won the cripple fight! ROFL

No shit. Good goddamn question.

Because someone dumbass noob said something unintelligible in a gas prices thread and I posted the Jackie Chan gif that said "What the **** is this?"

I didn't even think about it. I don't have the profanity filter even turned on so it's not like I was actively thinking about bypassing it.

And some butthurt little **** of a mod banned me without so much as a heads up. It's not like I'm some malcontent pain in the ass poster. I'm pretty low-key about most things. I don't get in flame wars, I don't troll, I back my shit up with reasoned arguments and hootie HATES me. I'm an unquestioned asset here...

I damn near came back with both guns blazing and went out in a blaze of glory. I was going to re-post the same picture with a tag that said "This is me inadvertently posting swear words" then I was going to just post a picture of a dick that I modified in paint and inserted the text "Suck this ****ing wang, pillowbitergots" with a tag that said "This is me bypassing the profanity filter"...

It seemed like an instructive primer to offer to whatever oversensitive twerp decided to ban me. Afterall, on a board where we mock children being eaten by dogs, wish AIDS on people and have an entire thread dedicated to MS Paint-modified hardcore porn, it would seem that we could utilize a 'spirit of the law' rather than a 'letter of the law' analysis when someone posts a gif with the word '****' in it.

It was a raging case of Mod-****itis. Whichever one of them pulled it is free to lick my taint and welcome to ban me again if they like. It won't change the fact that he's a bleeding vag.

And then it didn't help that I beat you. :D

Yeah, nice week Rahdgas...

If he sucks, I lose - the end. He sucked.

That pretty well ends my playoff chances. It's frustrating because this team can absolutely beat anyone on any given week. If it had made the playoffs, it could've done some damage there.

LMAO

It wasn't me dude. But I'm banning you now. Just because I think wang is a racist term for cock.

Talk about hitting the lottery on Bryce Brown. Wow. Welp, if I can beat Hootiewho next week I'll wrap up best record going into the playoffs. I'll tell you what though, I'm middle of the pack in scoring, and for whatever reason when teams play mine, they die. No one has fewer points scored on them than me. And it's not close. It's over a hundred point spread for most of the teams in the league. Luck doesn't hurt, unless you're playing him that week.

1st in my division.....2nd highest scoring team in the league.

1st in your hearts and minds.

After starting the season 0-5, 5-2 over the past 7 weeks. Momentum going into next season. Boom.

I just looked at that,I'm the highest scoring team in the league and yet when teams play me they generally blow-up as I've allowed the most as well.

Yeah I hate you.

I picked him up solely so I could wait and see about Shady. LOL

Wow.

And my team lays one final egg on its way into the shitter.

Thanks for nothing this year, fellas. You all have truly been massive disappointments.

I hope your daughter gets raped by a 300 lb man.

Should I ever adopt, I'll be sure to pass along the message. It was a pleasure raping you!

You play great fastest defense!

Anyone remember what I did for the consolation bracket last year?

It won't let me give the 7th and 8th seeded teams a bye and match up the 9th/12th and 10th/11th seeds.

Picking up Knowshon, and Bryce Brown makes me think I may have a chance in the playoffs. I'd like one more solid RB and WR, but I think I have a good chance. Just got to keep playing fantasy defense!

Looks like me an TD's have a big matchup this year. You're going down sucker!

Bring it on nlm

Shiiiiit. I see Cecil Shorts is out today with concussions, and I rush over to pull him out of my lineup. Oh yeah, I ain't playing this week. ROFL

Didn't see that coming.

Not sure how you build a better team. Forte, CJ2K, McFadden, Spiller, Demaryius Thomas, Austin, Witten, Owen Daniels, Bears Defense, etc.

1 and done. Good luck the rest of the way to those of you still playing.

So, is it based on seeding? Since he won, and is the 6th seed, I'll play him next week? Or is it a standard bracket style format?

I believe it's a bracket.