Fetal Casshole!

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This should stay on the front page until he's gone

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Im the biggest Cassel hater here.

I openly root for the Chiefs to get blown out every week. Because everyone gets blamed in a blowout. But in close losses, Cassel can escape being blamed.

My biggest fear was we would beat Buffalo. Thank God we didn't. Now the losing streak can continue safely.

Give us a new QB or give us death

Wow how did I miss this? Fantastic work.

I have shit three times today. I feel like Cassel's performance is to blame.

0-16 vs teams that scored more than 24 points now.

1-3 vs Ryan Shitzpatrick.

Jack Harry has now seen this thread. We are famous.

Cassel 3:16 update:

Now 3-17 when we pass more than we run.

For real? The media HAS to see this thread.

Jwhit, put this on the interwebz!

CLIFF NOTES for any media viewing the thread that lack reading comprehension.

Admin needs to make this a sticky, there is no more debating about why he should or shouldn't be the starting qb, he sucks. Get him out of here

yep, sticky this thread! lol

That's great

where? i didnt see him put anything but his original article up that was posted on this forum.

It should be permanently stickied until Cassel is no longer the QB.

Time for your beating, Matt.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...24863962_n.jpg

Kill Matt Cassel!

I say we make a Matt cassell lo-light video then play it over the jumbo-tron at Arrow Head

Clay we are now 3-17 when we throw more than we run after the federal pounding in the ass prison that were the Buffalo Bills

I concur

Is it my imagination or are Kevin Boss and Tony Moeaki quite open on this play where Casshole fumbled? Right side of the field, short and deep.

Gus takes two steps up before he's sacked after this frame so he had time to throw.

http://i.imgur.com/RO8xp.jpg

Dude, from the looks of things, EVERYONE is open if the throw is on the mark.

A franchise quarterback can complete a pass to ANY of those receivers.

Here is the quote of Tamba throwing Cassel under the bus...

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2011/1...-romeo-crennel

He was also asked about Romeo Crennel and his chances of coming back.

"Yeah, I think anybody on this team would agree with me," Hali said when asked if the players want Romeo back. "If we can keep Romeo as our head coach here, it'd be great. We love what he does, his game plan. As you can see what happened on Sunday, he was able to control the clock, along with our quarterback. That's something we haven't been able to do here in a long time is control the clock. That will win you games."

If it wasn't clear that he likes Romeo, then read on.

FYP

Anyone remember when the Chiefs were running the bunch formation and Moaeki was wide open in the flats, Cassel threw it way to the sideline and moaeki dove and didn't catch it.


Keep bumping this thread till Matt Casshole is either fired or dead, preferably dead.

Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam at the 48 yard line should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

And this is the play he fumbled on? :shake:

He sure knows how to pick'em.

What a waste of opportunity these past 2-3 years. What might've been with even a solid (not stellar) quarterback? Think how many Chiefs players have moved on or are now past their prime while we waited on MC to 'bloom'.

Damn near criminal neglect.

:LOL:

Coach's film really reveals Casshole's suck at new, unheard of levels. I have a big post planned.

http://i.imgur.com/0gGTM.jpg

look at all that field in front of the receiver there. JFC

Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.

http://i.imgur.com/Nw5n4.gif

http://i.imgur.com/LSWWS.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Zk2Wo.gif

http://i.imgur.com/lmi9M.gif

It's all good though, high five.

http://i.imgur.com/HzFPt.gif

I don't know why this guy is still our starting QB. It's a joke.

To be fair on this one, it looks like he saw the coverage coming on and threw it away.

To be fair it was intentional grounding and he's a giant bag of fail.

He gave up on that shit like a lil bitch.

Should be the new "Depends" commercial.

This is a perfect example of Cassel's complete lack of vision. He throws it to his crutch(DMC) who has 2 defenders waiting on him, instead of throwing it to the guy 5 yards past DMC with 1 defender around him.

Hey man, not trying to be a pain in the ass...but is there any chance you could move the op to post 4?

No, the thread is only 6 pages long. Keep it at the top for the media and new visitors.

It's a small price to pay in order to expose the shithead that is Matt Casshole

bummmp

Chance to move to 3-14 against elite QBs today.

Let's do this, Matty.

Really, when you look at these numbers, I do think "Matty Melt" is clearly the most appriopriate nickname for him.

why is this thread not a sticky?

Because then my head would explode from the massive blowjob.

"Gus the Garbage Man" , "Garbage Man Gus" , or jut "Garbage Man". Those are moving up on my leaderboard.

Gus needs to be disseminated more among the fan base.

The fact that Gus is actually part of his real name is so fitting.

Matt is a name for talented guys. Matt Ryan, Matt Schaub, Matt Stafford, etc.

Gus is a name for garbage heap QBs.

Agree!

45 rushes vs 44 passes. Still 3-17.

Chefs actually ran more than they passed today despite Casshole's 44 attempts, so Cassel 3:17 remains untainted.

Matt should be commended on his now sparkling 4-13 record against franchise QBs.

OP has been updated.

Note that Matt has filled his quota of "beating one and only one elite QB per year," so we can expect to go 0-6 against:

Rivers x2
Manning x2
Flacco
Roethlisberger

The way Rivers is playing our D may face rape him. Manning isn't playing all that hot either.

I could see us going .500 vs the two.

I don't like our chances at all vs. the Ravens. The Steelers are erratic. Ben could blow us up or go all meh. Hard to predict...

Have faith in the trends people.

0-16 vs teams scoring more than 24.

Saints scored 24 today.

Had they scored a FG in the 4th they would have won. We tied that game by the skin of our teeth.

Cassel is 2-1 vs Rivers at Arrowhead

http://imageshack.us/a/img210/7715/11858266chuck.png

68 HOT SHIT YARDS AND A FUMBLE FROM THE GODS

At this pace of improvement he will be unstoppable in 3 or 4 seasons........

Fun facts, 2012:

27th in QB rating
22nd in completion percentage
24th in yards per attempt
24th in TDs
24th in INTs
28th in sacks

Almost cost us 3 precious points with this nearpick

http://i.imgur.com/9z2DR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9AFQz.jpg

Great throw, Matt.

http://i.imgur.com/XxfbP.jpg

There's Bowe again... dropping perfect Cassel passes.....

2nd and 8?

Better send all 5 eligible receivers out within 5 yards of the LOS

http://i.imgur.com/W0eJU.jpg

Which means at least 2 guys are open but WHERE does Ca$$hole go with the ball?...

To the guy still behind the LOS of course. Duh. Thats Cassel 101.

ROFL

Gus Cassel's last 14 games (5-9) as a starter.

250 for 439 (56.9%)
2,156 yards (6.16 YPA)
13 TD
18 INT
44 sacks (1 sack every 9.98 attempts)
68.0 rating

More fun 2012 stats:

29th in TD percentage
24th in INT percentage

JFC how the FUDGE is this guy still the QB of this team?

LMAO those are horrible numbers for a 8yr veteran QB

Those numbers are ****ing embarrasing, especially in today's game.

Stats dont really tell the whole story

Agreed. The eye-test is even worse. :spock:

Agreed.

The fact that Cassel's stats haven't really improved this year, despite the fact that he has:

A new OC
Jamarrrlll Charles
Jon Baldwin
Eric Winston
No Haley

Is proof that he is even more garbage than we thought.

No no no, you guys cant have your cake and eat it too. When Cassell blew up against the Bills and had a good line it was, " Oh, YOU CANT COUNT T HOSE STATS".

Now its stat happy time and everybodys got a stat. Make up your minds.