Okay, good.

One of my dad's faves. It was a staple for a few years. ROFL

Surprised that they have not figured out a grease zerk installation temporary solution to this joint problem

We’ll, my husband could call a herd of cows 20 years ago; did that make him old then, or is he old now?

Pretty sure I can still whip a few in a dog fight!

It's fitting this thread originated in Omaha.

So did this old man. :thumb:

there's this rude old man that walks his little tiny white dog around my block and puts his bag of dog shit in my trash barrel if I don't get home in time to put the barrel's back in the garage on trash day.

I'm 99% sure it's him, because one time I had monday off and was out raking some leaves and I noticed him with the tiny bag of the same color that always in my barrel.

Once dated a woman with a small white hypoallergenic dog. Nothing quite as refreshing as wiping your ass with hypoallergenic k9

Can’t get the infection thing figured out. I grease shit religiously.

You try a condom?

How old is OP?

Cat Ballou or Paint Your Wagon...let's see how really old you are.

Len Dawson was the Chiefs' QB when I was in high school.

I’ve realized that when I eat stuffed cabbage, kelbasi and kraut and corn beef and cabbage that I really really stink. I mean I’m like choking on the fart smell. Brutal. But it sure tastes good going down.

You know you are old when you start getting all the AARP
ads both by email and snail mail.

And you find yourself being addressed as Boomer by every IT person you interact with at work.

Also, don’t sit next to me on a plane if I ate this and some raisins. My intestines decompress instead of my ears. I fart like a mad man on a plane. Used to never be like that.