IMO, the best part was Sam Neill but Laura Dern needs to go back in formaldehyde.

Jurassic Park was on TV the other day and I turned it just in time to catch the "clever girl" scene and watched until the end.

I actually appreciated even more that the original didn't have much of this. The raptors had a little trouble chasing down the kids in the kitchen but I felt like it was juuuust believable enough with the deception (little girl's reflection fooled one) and then the little boy trapping the other in the freezer (with the slippery floor).

I agree with this. What’s weird to me is what people expected, as in there is basically no plot that could happen that would be great and not full of holes. The pitch meeting video touches on this. It wonders why they don’t delve into all the aspects of Dinos and humans living together and make fun of them for not exploring that. Well guess what, there is no plausible scenario we would just let T-Rex and Raptors run wild. Like a Trex would just be free to roam New York City causing millions in damages while killing hundreds. If there were really birds that could take down planes we wouldn’t sit idly by and let them randomly take them down. You can’t build a movie around that. Along those lines, they have already covered other plots in prior movies. The illegal Dino trade was in the last one. The genetically altered super Dino was in the one before that. Even stealing them to create another park is off the table. So is genetically engineered locust the best plot ever? No, but there aren’t a ton of other options. I just don’t understand where people thought this would go, and I went in just looking for some Dino action and some mindless entertainment.

We'd try to wipe them out as soon as possible. No other way to resolve this. Co-exist with creatures that see us as food?

If the army and bullets didn't work. we'd come up with a chemical/DNA solution. Your going to just allow creatures that will kill you and your children in suburbia to exist and not try to exterminator the threat? GTFO

The people bitching about the quality of a dinosaur movie? Really? What did you expect? It's dinosaurs wrecking shit. That's the movie.

HISHE figured this out 3 years ago.

https://youtu.be/OiaXHny9KD0

Ok flick. Worst of the three World movies but even the worst is better than the prior 6.

My boys loved it so it’s all good

First 45 was BORING. Chase scene In Malta was good and the Apex of the film

All the good guys lived. Lame. I wanted Goldblum to tell a joke and have a raptor talon poke thru his Adam’s apple. Or maybe some flappy spit acid poison onto his face after a bad joke. Would’ve really tied the room together

They told us we have to learn to life together if we want to survive. A clear pro-immigration message to the normies that only I caught

SWEET! Glad I did not see it! Last few have been the SUCK! Chris Pratt gonna "CHARM" the dinosaurs? Give me a ****ing break! ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Let the JP universe die already!

Thank God after 30 merciful minutes our theater had technical difficulties and we were refunded. That movie sucked. Go see top gun instead.

THIS! All day!

This movie was terrible

I made the mistake of watching this movie this past week. It was garbage from start to finish.

you're my kind of guy

I thought it was entertaining enough. Worth a watch IMO.

Yup. Doesn't matter if the immigrants are brutal and don't fit in. Accept it!

Just a terrible moral.