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TLO 11-17-2014 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 11121317)
My pooping habits are still fantastic. My wife is in amazement at how often i shit throughout a day.

I've been a 2 a day kinda guy here lately. Feels great man.

MTG#10 11-17-2014 04:26 PM

My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.

Zebedee DuBois 11-17-2014 04:53 PM

I'm a regular guy living a regular life.
I poop a regular poop.
Regularly.

Big Poppa Payne 11-17-2014 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11121727)
My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.

prayers sent

stonedstooge 11-17-2014 05:33 PM

Low flush toilets are the DEBIL!

bevischief 11-17-2014 05:39 PM

Touching cotton.

Baby Lee 11-17-2014 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11121727)
My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.

Until one day, you're strolling down some darkened alley, and all your ghosts of pooping past converge and steal your soul.

Simply Red 11-17-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11121921)
Until one day, you're strolling down some darkened alley, and all your ghosts of pooping past converge and steal your soul.

Are you still pooping fairly well?

suzzer99 11-18-2014 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 11121078)
An associate went for ~3 weeks on a christian mission family exchange type of deal. He said the first week is terrible, but about the time you start to "stink" your body adjusts to the food. Some of his stories were quite hilarious. He claimed it takes a while for your body to "quit stinking" after you get back home.

"I'm wet from my back to my balls while standing over a slippery hole in the floor with crap on my hand.... and there isn't a towel in sight. I've got to be doing something wrong." ROFL

I feel like I'm an easy going traveller with a fairly high gross-out threshold. But I have to admit - knowing that everyone around me probably just pulled shit out of their ass with their bare hand - is messing with me.

How do you make a samosa with one hand??? It's not possible.

Archie F. Swin 11-18-2014 05:52 AM

Every weekday morning, I alternate oatmeal and yogurt with granola mixed in. I poop with a smile on my face.

ChiliConCarnage 11-18-2014 06:09 AM

I just went. It was pretty solid.

I'm not sure anyone other than my Mother when I was a child has inquired about my pooping efficiency. Thanks for caring, SR.

TLO 01-30-2015 02:03 PM

I've been pooping at work a lot lately. There's something very satisfying about being paid to poop.

ptlyon 01-30-2015 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11300675)
I've been pooping at work a lot lately. There's something very satisfying about being paid to poop.

I used to have myself trained to do it when I got to work and then right before I left for the day

58-4ever 01-30-2015 02:29 PM

I was glad to find this thread today. I've had three days in a row of no wipers in the morning and after lunch. I feel like I've lost ten pounds. Go ME!!

BucEyedPea 01-30-2015 02:31 PM

Let's ask the 16 year old Patriot's ball boy this question!


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