Sure his name wasn't 'Chuck'?

The real question is...will they throw out the grinder or continue to use it?

I wonder if IKEA made an offer to purchase the remains.

When asked how they would like the body prepped, the family replied animal style.

Holy shit! Now that's funny.

Hopefully we will find the answer to the age old question to whether or not humans taste like chicken.

I just had ground beef tacos for dinner. I couldn't figure out why they tasted a bit off...

Jose the other semi white meat.

No. Hugo in a pun.

I wonder if particles of Mr. Chanon will end up in a chimichanga.

Speaking of Mr. Chanon, Jackie Chan probably could have gotten him out of that mess. That is, of course, if he wasn't fiddling around with his Canon camera (as he presumably does often) while this took place.

Clackamas? Surely there's an espanol play on words somewhere there.

Wonder when he'll be on Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives...

And next on triple D, we're headin to Portland, where rumor has it, you can get some of the best ground Mexican on the west coast. when we return on Diners, Drivins, and Dives.