:harumph:......I have told you a 1000 times I don't like short men.....quit asking.

No...but I can think of something I would like to drive thru your freaking head........:harumph:

:harumph:

There ya have it. At 5' 7" (in shoes) I've been officially eliminated from contention.

I wear a 11.5 in shoes.


chiefs4me said guys with bigger feet have a bigger.....well nevermind.

Shoe strings? :shrug:

:D

I'm sure you're crushed.

Here is a petition to get Brad his job back.

http://www.petitiononline.com/bradesex/petition.html

I am actually ... but it's YOUR FAULT. Changing your sig without letting me doctor it up first. For shame ...

:p

Well, first things first. Print out one of your articles and get yourself cleaned up.


(Sorry. I tried, but I just couldn't let that one go by.)

:spank:

aw...what a sweetheart...:)

Nut, I seriously doubt that.

My best advice to you if you are seriously interested in making this your career is to take some grammar classes somewhere. I'm sure you can find them at a local college.

I like you on this board a whole lot, but you need to be realistic in your goals. Being a writer isn't something you just wake up one day and decide on.

If you want to do it, you need to take the classes and buy some books on grammar, tense, spelling, punctuation, formating, etc...

Nut, you can't write (for now, don't know if it can be corrected), but you have more desire than me. I have the ability but lack the desire. Be proud of that, at least.

Short?

Hell, I'd Dislocate you uterus before the helmet was in the garage.