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ghak99 05-29-2020 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 14993506)
I'd rather marry that version, yes. But I'd rather have one night with this one:




Yeah, she's cartoonish, but that's just premium pump and dump material.

I think you're just not into curves. And I get it - that's not something you buy if you can just rent. My wife is 5'9" and about 130 lbs so my baseline approach is probably similar.

But a one-off? Lordy that would be a blast.

I'd much rather have this version than that meth'd up looking fistable thing in that other picture.

I'm hoping Scho just chose a bad picture.

notorious 05-29-2020 01:44 PM

Where did her hips go?

Valiant 05-29-2020 01:46 PM

She looks beautiful either way.
That is one negative online and here, you all would beg to be with her and most of your significants are not even half as attractive.

Hammock Parties 05-29-2020 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 14993613)
Where did her hips go?

You mean where did her gross fat deposits go?

DJ's left nut 05-29-2020 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 14993613)
Where did her hips go?

I think it's fair to say that those were not a result of bone structure...

Doing squats in your early 20s will yield some pretty impressive returns.

ghak99 05-29-2020 01:56 PM

https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-conten...nson.jpg?w=660


https://i.imgur.com/njP8QxN.mp4

No doubt about it.

notorious 05-29-2020 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14993645)
You mean where did her gross fat deposits go?

Before she got fat she had hips.

This over-workout shit turned her into a tank.

Buehler445 05-29-2020 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 14993482)
Every time I try to get back into working out, I break down.

Try to run and within 4 weeks I have tendinitis in my ankle, a pair of stiff knees and a sore foot. Try to hit the weights and I normally can't make it two weeks before discs in my neck give up the ghost and I have knots through my middle-back.

I'd imagine I need a personal trainer to get me over the hump and back into fighting shape. Invariably I just fall apart when I try to go it alone.

I can’t run anymore. Arthritis in my knees, shin splints, plantar fasciitis **** me in the ass if I try to run.

I do pretty well keeping my shit together doing higher reps with low weight. Part of it is I do it by myself so no spotter but if I load up I rip my shoulders all to shit.

Then fieldwork comes and it all goes to hell. My dad got some physical therapy work in on his low back and it really helped. He’s still a broken down old man but he’s holding together way better.

Buehler445 05-29-2020 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 14993482)
Every time I try to get back into working out, I break down.

Try to run and within 4 weeks I have tendinitis in my ankle, a pair of stiff knees and a sore foot. Try to hit the weights and I normally can't make it two weeks before discs in my neck give up the ghost and I have knots through my middle-back.

I'd imagine I need a personal trainer to get me over the hump and back into fighting shape. Invariably I just fall apart when I try to go it alone.

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 14993650)

ROFL

eDave 05-29-2020 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14993497)
Looks way better.

She looks terrible in this pic. Find a balance, girl. And see a shrink.

TribalElder 05-29-2020 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 14993650)

wow, she looks bad like she been on drugs too ****ing long wow

eDave 05-29-2020 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 14994444)
wow, she looks bad like she been on drugs too ****ing long wow

Led Zeppelin T turns me on.

Fish 05-29-2020 10:06 PM

Yeah, that's weird and looks more like a meth diet. All sunken eyes and lumpy thighs.

Mahomes_Is_God 05-29-2020 10:59 PM

I know I'm in the minority on this one but back in the day I thought her sister Ashlee was hotter.

Hammock Parties 05-29-2020 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14994349)
She looks terrible in this pic. Find a balance, girl. And see a shrink.

I like 'em skinny.


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