Just make that yourself. You'll be able to use meat instead of whatever they use to make the burger patties.

850 posts with only 2 of the 101 picks posted? Wow.

Yup minus all the preservatives too

no i didn't

steps 2 and 4 in the cheese sauce section

1 cup self rising flour
1 8 oz jar of cheez whiz

Form finger logs.
Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes.

Perfect cheetohs every time. Have you ever tried my ice cream bread?

looks like a lot of work for some Cheetos.

Yeah, those were the easy ones. I'm not so sure that Hootie will rank himself, since this is entirely about his opinion of others. If he does put his name in the hat, then Clay's shot at the #1 is in serious danger.

Meh. His cheapshots make for better entertainment than when he starts ball washing anyways.

SNR's 90-99 Predictions:

99. RedNeckRaider
98. stevieray
97. BigRedChief
96. Donger
95. mikey23545
94. CJizzles
93. petegz28
92. KILLER CLOWN
91. lcarus
90. BossChief

Analysis: If the first two names reveal anything, Hootie is going to only rank the most well known of posters. In what would normally be a range dominated by occasional guests with under 5000 posts and little to no reputation, Hootie's bottom 10 will feature a host of names with 5 figure post counts who have been memorable influences on the community. A lot of "good" guys will be on here who simply don't talk football the way Hootie likes it.

Surprises: Donger, stevieray, KILLER CLOWN- Donger will be lucky to get ranked, and if he does, it will happen very soon. Stevieray normally cracks the top 50 for most people, but much like LiveSteam, the documented interaction between Hootie and stevie is very very low. Post count is the only thing that gets him ranked at all. KILLER CLOWN is one of my favorite posters, but I don't see him registering above the top 75 according to Hootie.

Non-surprises: CJizzles, BigRedChief, BossChief- Hootie's gripes with BigRedChief and BossChief are well-known. Their time is coming soon on this list, meaning they won't see a very high ranking according to the Dragonmetric. I'm pretty sure somebody on this forum hates CJizzles, and I can't remember if it's Hootie. Just to be safe, I'm putting him on the list right now.

I'm sticking my neck out on lcarus by putting him this low, but I remember Hootie not thinking much of him. Another one of my favorite posters will bite the dust early.

Cool I'm top 20

No way. That's probably about 120, maybe 125 but I think that's pushing it.

Chef's temps are way different from the USDA ones. If you take a standing rib roast to 135, you've murdered the poor thing.

I take mine off at about 118 and let them rest for about 20 minutes. They do a slow crawl to the 123-125 range and look a lot like that.

Damn I wish a rib roast wasn't so expensive. There's just no better eatin'...

I'd really prefer to not be on this list in any way, shape or fashion.

This place didn't go to shit when Hootie left.

ROFL