I guess it's time to come clean.

Mer, my name's not really Sam Adams. That's just what I tell the girls at the strip club.

i sent you to bed.

I thought you went to bed. I still have half a Bass to finish.

dammit

well you might as well get back on IM. I've got something to tell you

NO I WILL NOT PULL YOUR FINGER

C'mon, honey. there's a lot of pressure built up

Stop drinking that crap and pick up a Sam Adams.

I don't have any sam adams. Only bass

Who's fault is that?

Christmas vacation begins with Morgan & Diet Coke, followed by a Bob's 47

Knob Creek & Coke for me.

Bud Light here

Absinthe

Wyldewood Cellars Spiced Wine