Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10774847)

Pics or it didn't happen:p:p

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10790754)

Okay so i haven't been on here for a bit so i checked and i made the list! Yippee! The heart thing was fiendishly clever. Very kind, words and thanks.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10740285)

60. gblowfish

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Ten Things About Today's Roast

10. Having a moral center and a sense of ethics is good. Taking up a cause in the name of that sense of ethics is good. Posting annoying shit about a baby deer that got shot in the mouth at a cemetery is bad.

9. I think I've heard gblowfish threaten to cancel his season tickets like 84 times now. As far as I know, he still hasn't done it yet.

8. Did you guys hear about that weird lady in Michigan that passed out dildos to children on Halloween?!

7. Consider gblowfish CP's own PSA-generator. Remember to stay safe, be kind to animals, and conserve water. That's right, conserve water. If it's brown, flush it down, but if it's yellow, it's mellow.

6. Have you ever been told by a Chiefs head coach via sign language to go **** yourself. If not, try being a smarmy annoying old fart, and you too can live the dream!

5. Just so you know, this Sunday it's the 112th Anniversary of the time Billy the Kid took a shit in the St. Joseph mayor's mouth. Reflect, remember, and learn from this national tragedy. It's NEVER okay to shit in somebody's mouth!

4. Update: Gblowfish and his wife were sitting on the porch when another stray cat wandered up to them. They gave the cat some food, and what do you know? THE CAT ****ING CAME BACK!

3. Gblowfish is actually a pretty good football poster. He's good at being critical of the Chiefs while maintaining a sense of perspective about the culture of Chiefs fans. You could say he's the ambassador of BigChiefDave and the other fatass mulletheads in the true fan gif to the harsh sharp-tongued posters on Chiefs Planet.

2. What the flying **** is gblowfish's avatar? Something from one of those claymation Christmas specials from the 1940s? Christ, that thing could be the focal point of a David Bowie music video.

1. Okay, we can give gblowfish a lot of sass about the shit that he posts. But we should be more considerate. Cats don't make very responsive conversation partners, so when your old retired ass hangs out on Chiefs Planet all day, it's sometimes tough to gauge what humans talk about.

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 11035871)

This is the first time I've seen this.
I think I should have a rebuttal:
10. It wasn't a baby deer, it was a doe. They caught the numbnuts that shot her. Still miss seeing her around the cemetery. I drive past it on the way to and from work every day.
9. I may have to start sharing games next year. Getting too pricey.
8. Florida. Florida. Florida!
7. Can't argue with that one....
6. Now now, Haley said "I might have waved...."
5. Words to live by.
4. Yep. Pretty much....
3. Guilty to being a fatass. Innocent on the mullet part.
2. That's Ol' Gus. The spokesman for my puppet regime.
1. I wish I was retired. But everyday I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.

Thanks for the lovely tribute. My nipples explode with delight.