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ThaVirus 12-08-2015 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11938511)
Though as I white person I must go on record disapproving of such miscegenation.

I don't remember mentioning her race..?

But I've read that white populations have a pretty stagnant growth rate worldwide so you might as well get used to it. Find you a nice brown girl and get to mixing :)

Discuss Thrower 12-08-2015 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11938814)
I don't remember mentioning her race..?
Thatsthejoke.JPEG

ThaVirus 12-08-2015 01:09 PM
I don't get it

BlackHelicopters 12-13-2015 07:30 AM
Just started dating a woman that has never given a blow job. She now is learning with me as a tutor. She is terrible. Any tips I should give her to improve my satisfaction?

Katipan 12-13-2015 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 11947798)
Just started dating a woman that has never given a blow job. She now is learning with me as a tutor. She is terrible. Any tips I should give her to improve my satisfaction?
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.

Al Bundy 12-13-2015 07:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11947801)
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.
:clap:

cabletech94 12-13-2015 07:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11947801)
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.

that just won the internet.

BlackHelicopters 12-13-2015 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11947801)
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.

Muchas gracias

TLO 12-19-2015 03:04 PM
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.

Eureka 12-19-2015 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 11962481)
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.
It's a trap!!!! She wants something else.

Don Corlemahomes 12-19-2015 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 11962481)
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.
Herp girl round 2?

eDave 12-19-2015 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 11962481)
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.
Not once, in the entire history of mankind, has this been a good idea.

Don Corlemahomes 12-19-2015 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11962602)
Not once, in the entire history of mankind, has this been a good idea.
False

TLO 12-19-2015 05:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 11962600)
Herp girl round 2?
Nope. That girl never actually had the herp, to be honest.
Quote:
Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11962602)
Not once, in the entire history of mankind, has this been a good idea.
You're right - but pussy is nice.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-19-2015 06:50 PM
Not possible virgin


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