Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9783803)

Who started the "Is Donger a Shit Poster" poll? That kind of backfired.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783810)

So you admit your roast sucked then?

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783811)

Yeah but J Diddy is significantly less popular than Donger.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9783812)

Nope. I admit that you know how to feed the masses, spent some time and actually performed a decent written piece. That being said, I roasted a guy that I didn't know (who turned out to be a pretty ****ing cool dude so win me) in about 3 minutes and did so in such a fashion that didn't offend horribly.

However, if you wish to start said such poll, go right ahead. I don't think it will turn out favorably for me, however, I ain't sceered.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783779)

i don't know

rules change around here all the time

i'm scared to even mention the name ****** anymore

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9783795)

You typed that out from memory didn't you?

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9783795)

Did they have hall monitors in England when you were kid? I bet you were the most badass hall monitor that place ever saw.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783816)

You are scared. That's why you won't start it yourself.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9783817)

http://buckinghoarse.files.wordpress...ight.jpg?w=370

Although that rule has been in place for a long time, and hasn't changed.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783801)

Start a poll about who had the better roast.

You will lose.

Like, you will get ****ing nuked.

You got the balls?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9783817)

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9783825)

You made a roast? Where?

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9779721)

70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan

It seems like everyone hates this douche but me, so I am well qualified to roast his ass up. Darth CarlSatan (I enjoy his original, unabashedly stupid, yet silly username the most) is often the butt of drug-related jokes, which is great because clearly he's smoking something to register on a forum where he's largely despised for a third time after being banned for reasons I've completely forgotten.

Used to be fat, like Frazod, but apparently got all lean and ripped up. Not clear whether it was completely due to illegal stimulants or some combination of those and the backbreaking manual labor that he was forced into since ex-cons usually can't get anything else. Rumor has it he's a roofer or something. Hootie tried to PM him to get some roofies upon learning this, only to discover roofing has nothing to do with selling date-rape drugs. DarthCarl hooked him up anyway, bringing his CP friend total to two.

Note: not sure if he actually IS an ex-con, but it fits with the whole "bad boy" persona he has attempted to cultivate since joining. Almost assuredly, he has posted from jail at least once.

Also claims to have wild sexual trysts from time to time in random dating threads. Unsure if he's been pleasing 190-pound soccer moms who invite him in for "a cool drink" when he comes down off the roofs he's thatching together, or if it's just luv and they're keeping it a dark, dirty CP secret. Hey, he had to do SOMETHING to bring his CP friend total to three.

Pros: ****ing hated Matt Cassel before it was cool to do so. Despite being in the top 10 most douchiest posters, has actually shown up to a pair of CP bashes. Wore a Brandon Flowers jersey that said "BMF" on the back. Oh wait, I think that part belongs in...

Cons: Yes, he was one. Is basically hated by everyone, save other douches, except Dane McCloud, who is No. 1 on Sweet Daddy Hate's "people to kill" list. I am now No. 2.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783832)

Enjoy, old chap.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783816)

You are scared. That's why you won't start it yourself.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9782255)

I can't believe burt's roast didn't involve his dumb teo loving brother
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