lol

My parents just called me to be sure I was okay, in case, you know, I was running the Boston Marathon today.

Low tech doesn't mean non-foreign, of course.

Zachy Poo going all Celine Dion on us. LMAO

Honestly there isn't, but I say that based on my beliefs. BUT racism isn't one of those reasons. This is my point. You can't just walk by someone and come to a conclusion that they are racist. If someone gives you a dirty look, there could be plenty of reasons why, and you can't figure it out unless you are ruled by fear and come up with a reason yourself to justify it. I just don't see how racism starts when he is afraid to walk outside.

Well, sure. You're spontaneous like that, right?

How was your day Rain Man?

Spray your shit in the sewer known as DC.

Wow, I missed that.

Zach, seems like you owe the Post and the mouth breathers an apology.

Obomba

where is the rental truck, is there more coming, was that really Bigfoot?

You should re-evaluate your beliefs.

Pretty good day. I woke up, looked out the window at the snow, and then flew to Helsinki to run a marathon.

Seriously, are anyone else's parents like that? My parents get worked up every time something bad happens and then I get a call about it, or it gets pulled up from their mental database whenever I plan to do something.

"Son, we know you've done research in schools. We just wanted to make sure you weren't in Newtown, Connecticut, this week."

"Son, we read about the avalanche on Mount Annapurna that killed three Korean climbers. You went to Korea once and you live near mountains, so we just wanted to be sure it wasn't you."

"You're going to Disneyland? Do you realize that three tourists were murdered there [in 1986]? Why would you want to go there?"

"A cruise? You're going on a cruise? Did you not hear about that ship capsized in Italy last year?"

I guess it's good that they care about me, but they've never once asked about my cholesterol or my blood pressure. It's always about bizarre stuff that is 12 parsecs beyond far-fetched.

I'm shocked that Muslims might be behind this. Absolutely shocked since islam is the religion of peace lulz.

and we're just shocked you'd make a post like this

You are a reerun and ignorant.