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Graystoke 01-07-2014 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 10352517)
LMAO

Spidey saved that Dildo from certain Death.
Women from all around the world love SPIDEY!

Dayze 01-07-2014 08:25 AM

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...67724270_n.jpg

Dayze 01-07-2014 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10352160)
Only used 79 gallons of diesel waiting to catch that moment...

LMAO
worth it.

Radar Chief 01-07-2014 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10352008)

That is one fat assed fox. Sure it's not someone's pet?

Radar Chief 01-07-2014 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10352824)

:banghead: Truth.

Easy 6 01-07-2014 09:20 AM

Its somehow even more appropriate this year than it was for 2-14.

GordonGekko 01-07-2014 01:24 PM

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Bowser 01-07-2014 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10353394)
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LMAO

Nailed it

Dayze 01-07-2014 03:59 PM

which one is Omaha?

:evil:

Bowser 01-07-2014 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10353802)
which one is Omaha?

:evil:

LOL! My guess is either sauna suit guy, sweaty guy, or pickle eater! :D

Easy 6 01-07-2014 05:11 PM

Heh, every gym has a ton of "screamers" and "hunter gatherers" aka ****ing equipment hogs on the same thing for two ****ing hours... "mind if I work in inbetween sets?" - "that just kinda throws me off dude".

Buehler445 01-07-2014 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10353921)
Heh, every gym has a ton of "screamers" and "hunter gatherers" aka ****ing equipment hogs on the same thing for two ****ing hours... "mind if I work in inbetween sets?" - "that just kinda throws me off dude".

Heh. In college there was a guy in the gym that was a mirror guy. He'd spend like 5 minutes a day looking at his calves. I really wanted to say, "they look like they did yesterday dude."

Easy 6 01-07-2014 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10353968)
Heh. In college there was a guy in the gym that was a mirror guy. He'd spend like 5 minutes a day looking at his calves. I really wanted to say, "they look like they did yesterday dude."

LMAO

Dayze 01-07-2014 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10353968)
Heh. In college there was a guy in the gym that was a mirror guy. He'd spend like 5 minutes a day looking at his calves. I really wanted to say, "they look like they did yesterday dude."

or, "Hey man...I notice a huge difference. what are you raising? 220? 225?"

Rasputin 01-07-2014 08:15 PM

I think it should be mandatory at the YMCA whirl pool in the mens locker room for guys to wear swim trunks. Never fails a 75yo uncircumsized naked man gets in the water while you are still in it. FN GROSS!!! I don't want to see that wrinkly junk I don't want to see no mans junk!

Fish 01-07-2014 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10354186)
I think it should be mandatory at the YMCA whirl pool in the mens locker room for guys to wear swim trunks. Never fails a 75yo uncircumsized naked man gets in the water while you are still in it. FN GROSS!!! I don't want to see that wrinkly junk I don't want to see no mans junk!

I think you've mistaken the YMCA for a gay bath house...

Rasputin 01-07-2014 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10354236)
I think you've mistaken the YMCA for a gay bath house...

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...u12/dammit.gif

Fish 01-07-2014 09:05 PM

Just trying to look out for you buddy. We've all been there....

Pants 01-07-2014 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10352533)
Does that make your boyfriend jealous?

LMAO Yup.

ChiefRocka 01-08-2014 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10354186)
I think it should be mandatory at the YMCA whirl pool in the mens locker room for guys to wear swim trunks. Never fails a 75yo uncircumsized naked man gets in the water while you are still in it. FN GROSS!!! I don't want to see that wrinkly junk I don't want to see no mans junk!

That's why there's enough chlorine to kill you.

Dayze 01-08-2014 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10354186)
I think it should be mandatory at the YMCA whirl pool in the mens locker room for guys to wear swim trunks. Never fails a 75yo uncircumsized naked man gets in the water while you are still in it. FN GROSS!!! I don't want to see that wrinkly junk I don't want to see no mans junk!

this guy always cracks me up with his delivery.
But, regarding locker rooms....

6:00
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Bowser 01-08-2014 11:31 AM

Oldie but goodie -

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb?


















Ten. One to change the bulb, nine to stand around shouting "Getting ****ing HUGE, man!!!"

Fish 01-08-2014 04:41 PM

Finally an honest doctor...

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GordonGekko 01-08-2014 05:48 PM

I feel for you northerners right now, this is how I imagine your workday starts.

http://i.imgur.com/4LNXicj.gif

Pitt Gorilla 01-08-2014 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10353394)
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Gallon of water guy still baffles me. Fortunately, I haven't seen him outside of Pittsburg, KS.

GordonGekko 01-08-2014 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 10356143)
Gallon of water guy still baffles me. Fortunately, I haven't seen him outside of Pittsburg, KS.

You've never seen guys carrying around jugs of water @ your gym?

GordonGekko 01-08-2014 07:02 PM

http://i.imgur.com/3MBG82p.gif

Valiant 01-08-2014 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 10356143)
Gallon of water guy still baffles me. Fortunately, I haven't seen him outside of Pittsburg, KS.

I see three or four at a time, thankfully they are actual work out warriors, 3 or 4 hour at a time.. So I can see why they have a gallon. I also think they put stuff in the water..

I also have a guy that has his own powder bag for the free weights.

Hammock Parties 01-08-2014 11:05 PM

The average CP thread.

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...ediumlarge.jpg
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Valiant 01-09-2014 12:10 AM

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Easy 6 01-09-2014 01:31 AM

Crap, I gotta get back in the gym... nothing reverses the aging process like cardio and iron.

I'm 43 now... heeelp LMAO

Donger 01-09-2014 12:42 PM

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Might be a win, actually? The best shot is around 1:30

DMAC 01-09-2014 01:42 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexnaidus/t...apper-than-you

Might be NSFW language...I can't tell LMAO

ChiefRocka 01-09-2014 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10357681)
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Might be a win, actually? The best shot is around 1:30

This video just aired on the History channel.

Bowser 01-09-2014 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10357681)
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Might be a win, actually? The best shot is around 1:30

Seems like a fairly obvious question, but were the pilots fatalities?

Donger 01-09-2014 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10358033)
Seems like a fairly obvious question, but were the pilots fatalities?

No one died. The pilot of the plane that broke apart in mid-air (scary!) had a chute and jumped. The pilot of the other plane managed to land it.

Bowser 01-09-2014 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10358040)
No one died. The pilot of the plane that broke apart in mid-air (scary!) had a chute and jumped. The pilot of the other plane managed to land it.

LMAO I sincerely doubt that will ever get old (particularly when it actually applies!)

And that is amazing. A real tribute to keeping your head while under insane pressure for those pilots. Hell, everyone involved. I imagine there was a few soiled undergarments after it was all said and done....

Pepe Silvia 01-09-2014 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10353968)
Heh. In college there was a guy in the gym that was a mirror guy. He'd spend like 5 minutes a day looking at his calves. I really wanted to say, "they look like they did yesterday dude."

LMAO

GordonGekko 01-09-2014 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10358040)
No one died. The pilot of the plane that broke apart in mid-air (scary!) had a chute and jumped. The pilot of the other plane managed to land it.

I wonder if the other pilot that landed had a chute on?

GordonGekko 01-09-2014 04:26 PM

Reddit like cats -

http://i.imgur.com/vYaQ94n.jpg

Donger 01-09-2014 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10358117)
I wonder if the other pilot that landed had a chute on?

Yes, he did. The pilots are required to wear an emergency chute.

GordonGekko 01-09-2014 05:09 PM

Best sign ever?

http://i.imgur.com/dZ6yZaE.gif

GordonGekko 01-09-2014 05:11 PM

http://i.imgur.com/TqKi8rr.gif

GordonGekko 01-09-2014 05:12 PM

http://i.imgur.com/18Pt8Tm.png

Fire Me Boy! 01-09-2014 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10358244)

Only because there isn't a Q in ESPN.

GordonGekko 01-09-2014 06:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/WsAMLLK.png

GordonGekko 01-09-2014 10:03 PM

http://i.imgur.com/CtW7kBZ.jpg

AussieChiefsFan 01-10-2014 06:22 AM

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Dayze 01-10-2014 09:04 AM

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...80836395_n.jpg

Radar Chief 01-10-2014 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10359019)

:LOL: Electrician buddy brought his 600R Ninja into the living room of his apartment one winter. Set it right in front of the TV where we played Road Rash from the seat of it.

Dayze 01-10-2014 11:41 AM

haha. I wonder if it's the same guy I knew who did the same thing.

he was actually in the process of adjusting his valves/inspecting them, and a maintenance guy came over to spray for bugs when he wasn't home. He got home and had a notice from the apartment office 'reminding' him about what he 'can't' do in the apartment lol

Radar Chief 01-10-2014 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10359293)
haha. I wonder if it's the same guy I knew who did the same thing.

Maybe, did he go to school at Pitt State?
Now work for Grand Lake River and Dam Authority in Oklahoma?

Dayze 01-10-2014 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10359599)
Maybe, did he go to school at Pitt State?
Now work for Grand Lake River and Dam Authority in Oklahoma?

:hmmm:
not sure. he was local though.

Pepe Silvia 01-10-2014 09:21 PM

http://media.heavy.com/media/2012/08/alligator-fail.gif

Rasputin 01-10-2014 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10358249)



It's funny because she is fat.

Aries Walker 01-10-2014 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10360534)

Whereas this is funny because he is stupid.

Dayze 01-11-2014 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10360558)
It's funny because she is fat.

LMAOLMAO I keep watching her left arm collapse

mr. tegu 01-11-2014 09:38 AM

Maybe some nsfw language but you can just mute it. No wonder people believe there are huge birds surviving from more ancient times.

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Radar Chief 01-11-2014 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10360534)

That's what you get!

Dumbass.

Third Eye 01-11-2014 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 10360983)
Maybe some nsfw language but you can just mute it. No wonder people believe there are huge birds surviving from more ancient times.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pecV8i8M2J0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

People believe there are ancient CGI birds?

headsnap 01-11-2014 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 10360983)
Maybe some nsfw language but you can just mute it. No wonder people believe there are huge birds surviving from more ancient times.

<iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pecV8i8M2J0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>

That GCI punked the world over a year ago...

headsnap 01-11-2014 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Third Eye (Post 10361128)
People believe there are ancient CGI birds?

DOH, beat me to it! :banghead:

GordonGekko 01-11-2014 12:24 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Ge1APLj.gif

GordonGekko 01-11-2014 12:26 PM

http://i.imgur.com/YpNxzMG.gif

GordonGekko 01-11-2014 12:27 PM

http://i.imgur.com/fGjQ8Uw.jpg

GordonGekko 01-11-2014 04:57 PM

They call this 'LeBronning' through the hallway -

http://vinesoup.co/?v=69

displacedinMN 01-11-2014 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10361193)

the way that silo falls is a win

the sunglasses-fail.

Rasputin 01-11-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10361193)


Too bad there isn't a reverse gif of this to be used in some of the hottie girl threads. Going up.

Dr. Gigglepants 01-11-2014 06:16 PM

http://i.imgur.com/kJCpU7y.gif

GordonGekko 01-12-2014 01:31 AM

http://i.imgur.com/QXfr8qy.png

Easy 6 01-12-2014 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10363399)

LMAO

GordonGekko 01-12-2014 02:00 AM

http://i.imgur.com/H1Tk310.jpg

GordonGekko 01-12-2014 02:02 AM

http://i.imgur.com/ZiBNwCY.jpg

Aries Walker 01-12-2014 08:01 AM

Much like humans, then.

Bob Dole 01-12-2014 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10363399)

The cat's name is Bowe.

GordonGekko 01-12-2014 11:05 AM

http://i.imgur.com/BIyDcK4.gif

ThaVirus 01-12-2014 11:51 AM

This is a pretty inspirational ad from Duracell about Derrick Coleman, a deaf Seahawks player. Definitely worth a 60 second look.

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Pants 01-12-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10363793)
This is a pretty inspirational ad from Duracell about Derrick Coleman, a deaf Seahawks player. Definitely worth a 60 second look.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/u2HD57z4F8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

****ing amazing.

Donger 01-12-2014 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10363793)
This is a pretty inspirational ad from Duracell about Derrick Coleman, a deaf Seahawks player. Definitely worth a 60 second look.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/u2HD57z4F8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wrong thread?

Radar Chief 01-12-2014 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10363793)
This is a pretty inspirational ad from Duracell about Derrick Coleman, a deaf Seahawks player. Definitely worth a 60 second look.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/u2HD57z4F8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Nice but wrong thread. That's all win.


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