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ghak99 03-30-2014 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10528787)
Tell you the truth, people dress like shit these days, particularly men.

Fashion is ugly, with everyone in blacks and greys.

The 20-somethings dress like they are hippie hobos, the 30-somethings try to look like Europeans from 10 years ago, the 40-somethings still think that they are in '87, but just don't tuck in their shirts anymore, and the 50-somethings dress like they just got off of a casting call for Jersey Shore - The Movie.

It's ****ing embarrassing.

You need a snickers.

Katipan 03-31-2014 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10528783)
Just as long as you aren't using the fat roll that's hanging over the waist line as a pillow.

Unless he's got a hard on you can't find any fat on my b/fs body. But if there were a jelly roll for me to play with, I'd get over it faster than I would get over suddenly waking up to a metrosexual.

Can't get with a guy that spends more time on his clothes and cologne than I do.

Simply Red 03-31-2014 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10529104)

Can't get with a guy that spends more time on his clothes and cologne than I do.

except for me.


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Katipan 03-31-2014 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10529106)

Absolutely. But in my daydreams you're gay and my best friend so that doesn't count.

Donger 03-31-2014 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10528670)
Jeans that go above your belly button. Or any jeans that make you appear to have no ass.

Okay, neither are applicable.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10528670)
God bless the men still wearing low slung Hollisters.

I don't know what that is.

Katipan 03-31-2014 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10529199)

I don't know what that is.

California jeans that can only be held up with a victory v...The original boyfriend jeans.

The girl versions have about 1 inch of zipper. And are slung so low your belly button looks like a 3rd nipple.

Donger 03-31-2014 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10529212)
California jeans that can only be held up with a victory v...The original boyfriend jeans.

The girl versions have about 1 inch of zipper. And are slung so low your belly button looks like a 3rd nipple.

Not applicable.

MahiMike 03-31-2014 09:11 AM

I just make sure I don't go anywhere I can't wear flip flops. Only decision I have to make in fashion is whether or not to shave.

NewChief 03-31-2014 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10529348)
I just make sure I don't go anywhere I can't wear flip flops. Only decision I have to make in fashion is whether or not to shave.

I was down in Palm Beach last week. I thought I'd be fine only packing flip flops. Then one of our friends staying at The Breakers invited us over for drinks at HMF there. I think I was the only dude there in flip flops. The worst part was that our friends who invited us own a men's clothing boutique and are extremely fashionable, so I felt like a tool. Oh well, we still had fun and what I lacked in style and sophistication, I made up for with drunken obnoxiousness. I actually sat at the table in this picture.

http://hmfpalmbeach.com/wp-content/t...unge-small.jpg

htismaqe 03-31-2014 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10529389)
I was down in Palm Beach last week. I thought I'd be fine only packing flip flops. Then one of our friends staying at The Breakers invited us over for drinks at HMF there. I think I was the only dude there in flip flops. The worst part was that our friends who invited us own a men's clothing boutique and are extremely fashionable, so I felt like a tool. Oh well, we still had fun and what I lacked in style and sophistication and made up for with drunken obnoxiousness.

**** yes! :D

duncan_idaho 03-31-2014 10:06 AM

So my neighbors dog (whom we were dogsitting while they try to sell their houes) ate both my everyday sneakers and my flip-flops over the weekend.

New everyday kicks:

http://www.zappos.com/images/z/2/5/0...09930-3-4x.jpg

I'm looking for new flip-flops as well. I've been a pretty loyal Reefs guy for a long time (3-4 years), but am open to something new. Looking for a combination of comfort AND appearance. I wear flip-flops pretty much constantly from March to October... any suggestions?

Simply Red 03-31-2014 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho (Post 10529483)
So my neighbors dog (whom we were dogsitting while they try to sell their houes) ate both my everyday sneakers and my flip-flops over the weekend.

New everyday kicks:

http://www.zappos.com/images/z/2/5/0...09930-3-4x.jpg

I'm looking for new flip-flops as well. I've been a pretty loyal Reefs guy for a long time (3-4 years), but am open to something new. Looking for a combination of comfort AND appearance. I wear flip-flops pretty much constantly from March to October... any suggestions?



scott maybe?

NewChief 03-31-2014 10:21 AM

Not going to lie: I love Reef flip flops. I'm not sure I could get something I like more by throwing more money at it unless I'm wanting something dressier.

ToxSocks 03-31-2014 01:15 PM

It's all about the Plain white T's, Black Dickie shorts and Black Leather Chuck T Low tops.

Hammock Parties 03-31-2014 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10529389)
I was down in Palm Beach last week. I thought I'd be fine only packing flip flops. Then one of our friends staying at The Breakers invited us over for drinks at HMF there. I think I was the only dude there in flip flops. The worst part was that our friends who invited us own a men's clothing boutique and are extremely fashionable, so I felt like a tool. Oh well, we still had fun and what I lacked in style and sophistication, I made up for with drunken obnoxiousness. I actually sat at the table in this picture.

http://hmfpalmbeach.com/wp-content/t...unge-small.jpg

**** those uppity bitches. Your money is as good as theirs.


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