Well it is Arkansas, and likely not entirely the civilized outcropping that you inhabit.

LMAO ROFL

Some classic Chiefsplanet going down right now. Quoted for posterity.

Can you fix it so all my witty comebacks are there?

I can guarantee you a couple of things about that guy:

1) He wears Affliction shirts
2) He revs his vehicle at stop lights to attract women
3) The only way he could wear more cologne is if he broke an ampoule of Aqua Di Gio in his ass

One guy did say the last episode was a crucible, burning away Walt's baggage and leaving us with him as just a creature driven by his pure motivation... so that was good. Otherwise, it's a bunch of "Durrr, I want them to cook some more meth! Can't wait until he goes crazy and kills everybody. Those uppity Gray Matter people are gonna die!"

I got you bro:

Totally, I am a talking anal wart with high speed internet and a cunning sense of humor.

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LMAO

I'm sure mike b can be un-flatteringly compared to a character in GTA V, but I haven't played the game yet to make that comparison.

Updated

Twenty five years ago those same people were probably lauding the "Greed is Good" speech (yes, I'm aware of the temporal irony ITT, others); ten years ago they probably loved Fight Club for the fight scenes and Patrick Bateman for the pithy quotes (I know you're in on the joke LACF).

He's the meathead whose knee Walt smashed in the pilot.

You are describing all the guys who beat you up before you became a teacher to reap your vengeance? In reality you couldn't be more off base. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings, I was making a joke but it was probably not very kind of me to do so at your expense.

I have no vengeance to reap, but it's generally easy to spot overcompensating douchebags--pitbull avatars, overreliance on terms like butthurt, and past filtered gay slurs are pretty clear giveaways.

Way to accept an apology.

The "pitbull" is my lab
you seem pretty butthurt
gay slurs not directed at gays are only offensive to closet gays and snooty liberal douchbags

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I heard from someone that if you wear an Affliction shirt, and you see another guy wearing the same Affliction shirt you are, you have to kill that guy.

I don't know if this is true, as I don't wear that stuff, but curious if it is.

Slag! Let's buy matching affliction shirts and battle in inappropriate places.

Jesus Christ. Can you two take it somewhere else?

So, as I'm rewatching this, it occurs to me that Walt letting Jane die was indeed more about saving Jesse than him being an asshole. He was REALLY torn up about it, but let's not forget that Jane is the one that introduced Jesse to heroin and got him hooked on it. So, her dying "saved" Jesse. This was also directly after Walt talked to Jane's father and got the "There's nothing more important than family" line. Walt is looking at Jesse both as a way to save his immediate family and as Jesse becoming Walt's family.

I know this has been hashed out before, but it's something I never really let sink in the first time.

I totally agree, but I doubt Jesse sees it that way.

Of course not. But it's definitely different from how Todd killed Jesse's replacement lover.

I had all summer to get used to Hank in Under the Dome, last night witnessed Badger on 'Mom' and tonight debuts Marie on MJF's new show, and Mike's extended arc on Parks and Rec.

Todd will reform his band Crucifictorios and use his connections with Smash at Alamo freeze to create an Empire

I just downloaded every episode of BB rather than watch it on Netflix or AMC.

Shhhhhh....Fire Me may be listening!

Here's a cookie.

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Tortuga is about to explode.

While I think the fake Facebook things are overdone, there are some that had me in tears laughing.

http://happyplace.someecards.com/263...n-5-episode-14

I read the reeruns quotes in that reeruned voice he does.

Last scene will be jr. eating a bowl of fruit loops

Dude, the actor (RJ Mitte) really does have cerebral palsy.

Also worth noting he's not "retarted".

Pretty funny, considering I read most of your posts in the same voice.

LMAO

Todd on killing Jesse's ex:
"I know how I'd be if someone threatened my lipstick stained coffee mug"

LMAO

The Todd ones are the best.

"Looks like Jesse's gone. I looked inside the car. I looked around the car. I've glanced around at the surrounding desert. I'm out of ideas."

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/t...e_pinkman.html

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ROFL - who knew the fishing was so good in the desert,

Probably a Q

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It's not just a Q here, it's a Q for the SENTIENT WAKING WORLD!!!!

;)

There was a scene in Deadwood A DECADE AGO where Mr. Wu tried to explain it to Al.

"Mr. White . . . coooock suckuh!!"
"Protect, . . . bad man. . . "
[points furiously at MitM script]
"Frankie Muniz . . . . flash, pan!!!"

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Then the whole thing becomes an arbitrary classification process.
Thanks.

It's not arbitrary if you actually understand logic and the English language.

It's a wonder that you can summon the courage to get out of bed every day.
Those of us completely foreign to standard English and lacking functional literacy must be supremely annoying to have to put up with.

Someone should probably round us all up and throw us into FEMA camps to save you the trouble of having to dignify our responses.

What it must feel like to have to pretend you're so much smarter than everyone who disagrees with you.

As you were.

I don't have to pretend I'm smarter than a blithering, weeping dumbass who doesn't understand the idiocy of absolutism in responses.

If you are going to communicate with people via writing online, learn how to understand the language or shut the **** up.

btw vote for me on pitch.com

Internet contempt and virtual tough talk.
Where I'm from, this is how women behave.

Carry on.

Women know about the internets?


Oh no. Helllllllllll no.

"Oh Helllllllllll no" would've been funnier.
/IJS

I watched the first 2 episodes when they showed them a few days ago, set my DTV recorder to record them all and then found out today it recorded them, but deleted them to be replaced by newer episodes airing today. Anyone know why the hell DTV deletes recordings on its own?

You have to set your DVR to allow a certain number of episodes. The default cap is five.

Much appreciated. I figured it was something I didn't have set right

I'm sure that wherever you're from contains a short bus stop directly outside your front door.

Here we go.

****ing Vince. Meta playing with the people whose expectation was that Walt was going to kill Grey Matter people. Genius.

The genius is that he planned that head **** a year ago before the buzz about "he's going to go psycho on grey matter" had even built. Masterful manipulation.

**** yeah. Badger needs his own show!!!!!

There's a dude that works out in my gym who reminds me so much of Badger (other than he works out). I would love to tell him, but I'm not sure anyone would take that as a compliment.

God damn. That was heartbreaking.

Ha haaaa. Dat bitch got hers.

Need for Speed!

I saw a guy today that looked like Badger with a Brandon Flowers Jersey...Skinny Pete is off the chain as well. Also I love the Drive/Fast and furious/breaking bad mash up. ****ing Mayhem!

Thought Walt was going to pull out a Mentos there at the end.

AWESOME. TOTALLY SATISFYING

Fitting end. He didn't become a lumber jack!

Great. Loved it.

Good ending. Great show. I'll miss it.

Vindication.

Agreed. It got very dusty around here at that time.

Though obviously not the most important point, it can't be coincidental that the egomaniacal Walter White died in the middle of Jesse Pinkman's meth lab.

ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS ENDING WAS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

Goodbye Breaking Bad. We'll miss you.

Bringing back Gretchen and Elliot was a great move to help tie loose ends.

GODDAMNIT WHERE IS MY Low Winter Sun?? WHAT THE **** IS THIS SHIT?!?!

My son made a good point:

So after looking like Walt was going to die as a hermit in the wilderness alone with his money, he pretty much won after all. His family is going to get the 9 million dollars, he saved Jesse, and he killed Jack and all of his goons. And Jesse got to kill Todd.

And the way he did it all was believable. Magnificent ending.

Great catch. Hadn't thought of that.

Perfect ending.

Walt admits to Skyler that it was ego fueled. He gets to say goodbye to his daughter, and see his son one last time. He's still able to secure his family's future through Gretchen and Elliot.

And those goddamned Aryan mother****ers got they caps peeled.

I suppose it's poetic that Walt dies by his own hand, gives Jesse his attempt for vengeance that Jesse, being Jesse, won't take.

I would have shot Jack a few more times to make sure he suffered before killing him, that's my only qualm :evil:

And just to be clear: I posted that right after the Jesse making the box scene. That perfectly encapsulated the wasted lives of so many people who go down the wrong path and squander their potential, whether through drugs or other bad choices. Whoever refreshed us on the backstory of the box when the discussion of woodworking in the finale came up did us all a favor in letting us see the true depth of that scene. I'm not sure i would have remembered Jesse's story of making the box for his mom without this forum.

Things I just screamed in the middle of the evening:

YES!! KILL THAT MOTHER****ER!!