Stupid post is stupid.

Todd Bowles. He was his Def coordinator in zona.

Lol hey man I’m recruiting him on twitter :)

Yeah I like the poster but that's dumb.

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If Carl doesn't sign him I will be PISS OFFED

Signs point to Seattle unfortunately

Why?

Let me guess, let me guess! Are your sources indicating such?

He got scorched last year and is no longer fast and can no longer make athletic plays and he's 5-8. What part of my post is inaccurate?




He used to be a game changer. Now he's slow and basically just tackles. He'll want a lot of money, too. Why do we need this guy again? Because he used to be good? 2 ACLs, LCL, shoulder.

Bob Sanders used to be good once upon a time, too.

Hurry up and sign him, I have to poop soon!

Just let it go man. You'll feel a lot better.

I've noticed I poop better when I relax and let your anus do the work. Straining causes uneven breakers. Where as when you relax - everything works like it should and you get a nice tapered finish. I'm going in now.

Good luck brother. Just let it slide out. You'll be in my thoughts.

Thank you - that's very considerate of you. I really appreciate it!

Sir this is an Arbi's drive-thru

last time I got food poisoning was at an Arby's. :D

You got it. Hope it was quick and painless.

Im pooping rn

I hope all goes well. Make sure to not push too hard. Just let it slide out naturally.

I see this has devolved into a poop thread. Mods, could you please update the subject?

I like blasting sloppy shits into the toilet

I don't mind them once in a while. I just don't like cleaning the under side of the toilet seat after.

Clearly this means tyrann mathieu is shit and we shouldnt sign him

CP scholars crack the code again

Then don't!!!!!!!

But then when mom comes down to the basement to clean, she sees the dooty toilet seat and I get grounded.

Vet minimum for you carcosa

Better yet, I'd bet Eric Warfield or William Bartee still have gas left in the tank too...:hmmm:

thanks guys - I'm back - did we sign Honey Badger?

Not yet! Have a nice day!

I'll take it!!!!

thank you - I'll check back later on in the NCAA tourney thread!

I just checked, and yes, he did like it. I'm not sure you can do what you say you did, but there is an easy way to know for sure if he liked it.

Follow the Chiefs, and follow Mathieu.

Look at the post on the Chiefs feed and it'll tell you people you follow who've liked it. My page looks like this.

He absolutely did like it.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...98b012b3c5.jpg

This one is hard for me, he did have a down year but so did that entire team. I know he's had injury issues but at 25 you'd think a year removed from the surgery some of his explosion would return.

At the very least he's a far more sure tackler than any FS we've had in about 15 years though.

Agreed. It’s difficult because at his best he’s a premiere playmaker. But he wasn’t that last year I don’t think. 77.0 PFF grade last year though which is still better than what else we had last year by a lot at safety.

I'm lukewarm at best on the idea, and with this many teams interested it's going to probably be way more than I'd like it to be, like Watkins.

Well in that case, I’ve gotta believe we’ve had interest. Otherwise, why is he even scoping our IG page?

Just a hunch.

Can only hope he goes by what he said and prioritizes culture and winning over money. Easier said than done.

If you cut Sorenson and Parker that’s easentially what you’d pay Mathieu

*IF* we are interested, we're most likely not the only team that's going to have those things. You could argue that the Chiefs don't even have a winning culture compared to others.

We cut parker already didn't we?

But I could probably live with that trade off

That’s perfectly fine

Andy Reid has a sterling reputation with players though and that does help.

Anyhow what I think you do here is you cut Sorenson and then you offer him a good deal nothing ridiculous but then what you do is your load his contract with incentives. Everything from games played to pro bowls and all pros.

This way if he's just a good player its fair for the team and if he's awesome he gets paid for it.

Matter of fact little ass Mathieau is better in run support and in the box than Sorenson is.

I agree. It's thin, but I doubt he just goes around liking NFL team posts.

At the very worst the Chiefs are probably in his few teams he's interested in.

Posting in this thread too due to relevance: We’ve got another dude who claims to have sources saying to watch out for the Chiefs and Mathieu. —> https://twitter.com/imrknapp/status/...207887873?s=21

Someone in the replies section says this guy has been right on everything else so far. Also says Suh is likely to be a Saint. Not sure if he’s legit or not.

That link doesn't work.

Chiefs have inquired, but Seattle is likely the favorite

Lol the NFC is gonna be crazy

You have no way of knowing that.

Things can change in an instant, so no one knows for sure really. He will go to the highest bidder from the playoff contenders.

Did Arizona ever put him on the block? Seems like with all the interest around him they could've gotten some decent draft stock.

Seattle is not a playoff contender at all, why would a guy who is saying winning matters go to a team in full rebuild?

Seattle is also supposedly low balling dudes they missed out on Sefarian Jenkins for it.

Doubt anyone wanted his contract which was given to him when he was maybe a top 10 defensive player in the game.

AAV of 12 million a year. If things get stupid in this bidding war he might get more than that.

Yet another guy that says we may get HB - a few people in the comments say he's been dead on right w/ everything, so far!

https://tinyurl.com/ybtsoo7s

Let’s get it done

Texans

1 year dew to the Texans

Damn. Oh well.

Weird. Figured he'd at least get a 3 year deal to be ready for the CBA.

Jesus. Never posting anything that dipshit says again.

Texans

might as well post it

What a moron

His agent ****ed him

He would have been Robin in KC not Batman