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The phrase "tangy asshole" also entered the lexicon.
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No way am I opening that picture
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Gosh damn it why did I click on that?
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Just when you think you've seen it all on CP... |
Still bleeding man? Did that buttpon hold up? Really got to cram that sucker in there
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Thanks for the turd by turd updates
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More enjoyable...pooping or speed dating?
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Speed dating was like talking to what I shat out. |
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Why not.
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I took a Guinness book of World Records sized-shit today. And I was finished in less than 45 seconds. Smooooooth.
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I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.
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Healthy, non-explosive shit today.
I think we're done here. It's been real. http://i.imgur.com/9DLucy3.gif |
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I think I win this thread for the day. Just took a two-flusher (not counting the courtesy flush) and the belt went down a notch.
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I took a bear shit two days ago when you get the nice peak over the water.
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Damn I was just telling someone to grab a bottle of magnesium citrate the other day, cleaned them right out.
Magic stuff. |
Im on a mission to shit
Its no big deal fellas. When im in that yellow truck, I feel like one of the Wu-Generals rollin through the hood bumpin my new fat shit that wont even go Gold.
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Eating far too well in NYC has clogged my colon and I have not properly shit in three days now.
I went to five different CVS/Walgreens trying to find a bottle of the magic magnesium elixir and they are ALWAYS sold out. Finally found them at Target. IT'S TIME TO EPIC SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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