damn that chick is a skank

Wow, I am honored sir! Top Billing on ChiefsPlanet, on the day common sense died! please allow me a moment to compose myself...

WTF is she holding in her left hand?

I defend my right to be a douchebag, it is the essence of ChiefsPlanet after all!

Even if I'm mistaken for somebody else. In fact, especially if I'm mistaken for somebody else!

EDIT: This is freakin classic! Well Played!

First thought: hmmm, well I did have a lot to drink last night. What the hell did I post?

Second thought: No, I don't remember doing anything wild, I wasn't black-out drunk or anything. Better start reading.

Third thought: oh. hah, thats clever.

Man, I gotta remember to look up Rosa Acosta when I get home. Is she in the industry?

my email account got hacked last night and someone sent out a bunch of viagra ads to everyone I have ever emailed. I got a ton of calls and txts this morning from people and I seriously though t this was somehow related. . . . .


oh and I voted yes too.

ROFL

Especially hilarious, since I've been basically a lurker for the last 4 years. My first thought was, "if this isn't a joke, I must have really pissed this dude off years ago."


:)


Rep.

This is good video.

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just sat down with my morning coffee and damn near spit all over my keyboard when i saw that floppy wanted to ban me...

i thought, wtf did i do?

then the nonsensical bullshit part totally convinced me that i was in big trouble...

wasn't til i started reading the thread that if figured out the prank...

well played sirs, well played... :toast: :toast: :toast:

Morning coffee? God, I am so jealous. The only days I get to have my morning coffee at 1pm are Saturday and Sunday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0egs7Pkl24

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/...sturbating.jpg

Music destroys any chance for boner

Nice legs. Shame about the boat race.

The beauty of this is that it keeps on getting people all day long. Sure, they figure out when they read the thread, but that initial gut reaction hits just about every time.

That's a mute point.

I'm gonna guess 'body shine' spray.

ur a piece of shit

i was like "what the hell did i do? nobody even know how much a douche i am in real life?".

nice.

can we have a reduction of mods?ROFL
maybe put it in a poll, even?

Wow, that really got me. I mean like really got me.

Awesome, you got me.

OMG WHYYYY :(

Hehe, funny

Damn....

They took the word gullible out of the dictionary, too.

I tdidn't sshcok me. I just figured it was like all those other polls asking if I should be given the french holiday.

Since I'm pretty sure I've NEVER been included in a poll on CP, I didn't bite. Hell, I doubt most people have a clue of who I am.

Sure we do. You're that guy who doesn't live in Columbia.

This is how you make a first post on CP.

you wait over a year, then BAM!


Welcome. May you post for years to come.

I've heard of you but only because Kotter was telling me about you.

LMAO

:LOL:

You know DAMN well what you did mister!

holy crap what did i do? lol

Yeah, that guy's a dick

Ban him

Sure we know who you are, you're the guy who's breath smells like one of those peep show booths.

WTF did I do?

That is correct.

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0017/25...6189_Large.jpg

Quit being a ****ing douche, man!

Don't play f**king stupid. You damn well what you did and you are gone!

Those links you posted.

Happy April Fools day assholes!

Hahaha.... I was thinking "WTH, I've been back about a minute and a half!"

Then I started reading posts. Very creative!

ROFL


I voted to ban myself. It's true, I'm a douche.

BAN HAMMER!!!!!1111!!! ONE!!

Awesome!

Got me. Very nice.

Man I picked some day to log in! My heart dropped LMAO

This is cute.

Ok, at first I thought it was the mods messing w/ me, but I can't see any posts on any other forum either! I can post, but that's it. This is complete and utter BS!! I'm sure my boss had something to do w/ blocking my access just to **** w/ me! I ****ing hate this day! And, of course, he's on an airplane right now on his way to Vegas. GAAAHHH!!

Sooooo... since I'm blind to your posts...
To all the Lumpy haters on here... GFY!! You're all a bunch of whiny twats and I'm sick of your shit!! "I like Cassel... no wait, I hate Cassel" JFC! Make up your damn minds!!

To my friends... if you need to get in touch w/ me, I'll be at Dane's house eating all of his Rice Krispy treats and playing on his PS3.

Have a nice ****ing day!

WAIT!

Dane has Rice Krispy treats? Sonofa! Dane! Come back, Dane!

well bye

I always suspected that Lumpy was a post-tease.

Great AF's joke..........although I wasn't fooled, just cuz I don't post enough to be a douchebag.

Just took one.

Nice AF's joke. I could kind of tell it was a prank when I wasn't logged in and saw unregistered mentioned in the thread title, though.

Yeah, there's no way unregistered would be banned here. Everyone likes that guy.

I do have to say, it's a bit demoralizing to have a giant headline that says I'm a douche every time I look at the Lounge. :sulk:

Brilliant!

Yes, I keep forgetting about it and it keeps "getting" me for about a millisecond.

It's that good.

no kidding LMAO

Holy crap. We can't slide anything past Sherlock Holmes.

I believe I've seen something similar to this by lurking at PP for a bit.

And Sherlock is to smart to be a Rams fan.

What a Shatty thing to say.

I guess I went too far w/ that last post, huh? LMAO My boss really is on his way to Vegas though, so I'm drinking all of his beer.

Meh. So much for my failed attempt at playing on an April Fools' Day prank. ;)

Props to the mods! Very clever! :thumb: However, I lurked and was all "WTF? Who in the hell wants to ban Unregistered?" ROFL

Bad day for me to be away from the Planet. I feel special.

Just figured out what the gimmick is. Nice job mods. Dicks.

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There are those who face that dilemma practically every day.

Yeah, its an AF tradition there.

Whew! I thought I did something wrong.

WTF, did I do??? :harumph:

You **** tards!!! :banghead:


ROFLROFL

Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaa sucker!!!
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Alright, I guess I'll just leave forever. Tell Dane I said Hi when he comes back :'(

when I saw the thread title I said aww man another forum? this is getting old

Awww... don't I feel special

I know my face got red as shit when I saw this.......I was pissed!

Damn....that was a good one

wow...got me good!

ROFL This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. My favorites are the people who don't read anything and post that initial gut reaction. LMAO ****ing primetime!