I told you. I knew it would come to this but no. Couldn't listen to me. Now you'll forever be plagued by the question of just how much did you shit. Sure, you'll talk about the time you took an epic dump but you'll never be able to quantify it.

And we didn't even get a picture of it

?

yeah we did

happy as a little girl that just pooped after 5 days of waiting

Really? Glad I missed that post

The phrase "tangy asshole" also entered the lexicon.

miss no more my friend

its right here:

Uhhhhh... Do I or don't I...

No way am I opening that picture

its pretty big, but its not as big as i expected

Gosh damn it why did I click on that?

I did. :(

Just when you think you've seen it all on CP...

Still bleeding man? Did that buttpon hold up? Really got to cram that sucker in there

Thaaaaat's what she said!

Will...not...open.

I mean, I refuse to open.

Thanks for the turd by turd updates

lol

This thread is wonderful.

I didn't shit today.

http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.co...hwd9o1_400.gif

More enjoyable...pooping or speed dating?

This thread was enjoyable.

Speed dating was like talking to what I shat out.

Yeah, you're completely empty. There's nothing left.

I ate food yesterday and today though.

Adobe (/əˈdoʊbi/, UK /əˈdoʊb/,[1] Spanish pronunciation:*[aˈðoβe]; Arabic: الطوب) is the Spanish word for mud brick, a natural building material made from sand, clay, water, and some kind of fibrous or organic material (sticks, straw, and/or manure), usually shaped into bricks using molds and dried in the sun. Adobe buildings are similar to cob and rammed earth buildings, but cob and rammed earth are directly made into walls rather than bricks. The Romanian name for this material is chirpici.

Make sure you're getting plenty of fluid. Once the magnesium citrate wears off, you'll end up right back where you started if you're not careful.

Hall of Classics worthy? What say the Planet?

Why not.

I took a Guinness book of World Records sized-shit today. And I was finished in less than 45 seconds. Smooooooth.

I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.

The victim of a shit and run

Healthy, non-explosive shit today.

I think we're done here.

It's been real.

http://i.imgur.com/9DLucy3.gif

lol

I hope you wiped with one of Stephen J. Cannell's scripts.

I think I win this thread for the day. Just took a two-flusher (not counting the courtesy flush) and the belt went down a notch.

I took a bear shit two days ago when you get the nice peak over the water.

Damn I was just telling someone to grab a bottle of magnesium citrate the other day, cleaned them right out.

Magic stuff.

Im on a mission to shit
 

Its no big deal fellas. When im in that yellow truck, I feel like one of the Wu-Generals rollin through the hood bumpin my new fat shit that wont even go Gold.

Eating far too well in NYC has clogged my colon and I have not properly shit in three days now.

I went to five different CVS/Walgreens trying to find a bottle of the magic magnesium elixir and they are ALWAYS sold out.

Finally found them at Target.

IT'S TIME TO EPIC SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just carry these in your toiletry travel bag.

https://ssl.cdn.ncmedical.com/items/...NC28703_LG.jpg

we were both clogged

it was a team effort