Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 12891611)

Drunk texting isn't a thing guys should practice. TRUTH!

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12891598)

Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just finished some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, and you're going to be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year, you're going to be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 12891760)

Ugh.. That's true. I need to put the phonw away after I have a few drinks.

Never ended up messaging her. That's probably for the best.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 12891477)

I'm sorry I missed this last night or I would have offered the perfect advice

Obviously you need to send that broad a pic of the half roll of pennies you call a dick.

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 12891783)

Bullshit. You started the ball rolling. Take the next (shoulda been first) step and ask her out. Whats the worst that could happen ? She says no ? BFD

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 12891823)

Well I think the worst that can happen is that he breaks the restraining order and goes to jail.

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 12891321)

Someone bump roy's "what do u say to teh girl when you want to have teh secks" thread