If they're seeing my socks, I've already sufficiently impressed them.

I just wash the ones with holes in them and use them for rags or to apply boot polish.

You're on a cruise when a group of small, fast-moving boats appear on the horizon. Your ship tries to outrun them, but soon you have a horde of terrorist pirates clambering over the gunwales. You alertly throw your passport overboard.

The pirates group everybody on the deck, and sort out the Americans and Israelis, shooting them and throwing them overboard. They get to you and say in their thick Somali accents, "Are you Amedican? You look Amedican."

You pull up your pants cuffs and say, "Do oye bloody look Ameerican, chap?"

You should always take a pair of Union Jack socks when traveling abroad.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Have you ever did the trick of wearing the sock the other way, opposite of where the hole is???LMAO:thumb:

Nope, if I end up with a hole in one it gets put out to pasture. I also use the ones with a hole in them for applying gun oil and oil to my cutting blocks.

ROFL:clap:

Yep, I have a few sock rags floating around, they're great for polishing things.

Do any of you guys have the socks with the individual toes???...Those are weird...Creep me out...

I have seen girls wear those but never a dude.

I have socks but not tons but I don't know where in the hell they all are there are so many onesies. They just seem to disappear on me. Most are from when I lived up north and no longer wear. Don't need unless for athletic footwear. I flop around usually with no socks down here. But it's cold in my room in the winter here so I wear a pair of tennis socks to bed.

Never had a hole except for one old woolen pair I used up north. Think they were for skiing.

Oh. Add six more pairs to my total, though I need to throw those out. They're in a different drawer and I never wear them. I had a short-term experiment with those individual-toe running shoes and had to buy six pairs of toe socks to fit them. That experiment went very poorly.

The shoes weren't comfortable at all and the socks were just as bad. I had to snip the between-toe parts because they toe pockets weren't long enough. I aborted that mission in its early phases.

One admits it two posts below yours

Yeah, but they were athletic toe socks. They weren't above-the-knee rainbow toe socks.

Fair enough