Aint that the truth.


You all live fascinating lives.
I actually do work at a Sewage Treatment Plant. Today I had to go on a Industrial Compliance Inspection at a Hog Slaughtering facility.
Something I never get used to is going to the kill floor and seeing two dudes in hockey mask putting the bullet to young hogs.

Ill expect both of your resumes then.

Only exciting thing I saw was my birch logs I found in NH, coming out of baggage claim with no damage.

There was a man standing in front of my wheelie bag on the Hertz bus in San Diego. Naturally, I said, "Excuse me, sir. That's my bag." He said, "I'm a woman!" I replied, "Oh sorry. I thought you were in disguise."

I work at an insane asylum for the criminally ill. I see crazy things every day & have broken up fights.

A couple weeks ago out in the yard they were playing volley ball and about 5 guys jumped another guy and a riot about broke out. I had to pull guys off the dog pile until security actually showed up to restore order.


Got to be crazy to work there.


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SPOT THE PSYCHO SPOT THE PSYCHO

I saw a girl fight the other day.