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Former Ohio Morgue worker gets laid more than XZtop123 (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285781)

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awww yeeaah, she won't notice my chin if she's dead

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10831340)

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Huh?

If she was fat I might see the relevance here but dead chicks aren't my bag, baby.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10832185)

Huh?

If she was fat I might see the relevance here but dead chicks aren't my bag, baby.

Have you actually tried them, or are you just making assumptions? I didn't think I would like sweet potatoes until I actually tried them.

Yes. I can say without a doubt that banging corpses isn't my thing anymore.

Dead people creep me out.

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10832232)

Yes. I can say without a doubt that banging corpses isn't my thing anymore.

What if they're just unconscious?

They're really good at staring contests.

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10830061)

Sounds like that county needs to do more rigamortis background checks. It seems a pervert slipped in.

FYP

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10832281)

What if they're just unconscious?

I had to quit cold turkey. Doing an unconscious gal would be like drinking O'Douls.

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Families of the victims sued the county in 2012

Were they really victims though?

I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was dead. Hell, I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was alive.

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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10832328)

Hell, I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was alive.

Prayers sent

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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10832328)

I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was dead. Hell, I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was alive.

I'm sure several people on this board are making note of that.... :D

Bufkin is an xztop123 mult.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10831981)

My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.

Live human (opposite sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Live human (same sex)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Other (none specified)

For women, my list differs notably:

Live human (same sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Dead human (same sex)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal

You'd rather bone another guy over a sex doll that just lays there or a fruit? No thanka, gimme an orange or something. YUCK