Maybe he's looking for a good Strokemeoff instead

His Russian alias is "Ivan Whackenov."

Meh, too edgy. My Tinder account name is Phil Theejooz.

Are you still in school? Your alias could be "Stu Dent."

I'm finishing up this fall. Maybe "James Holmes"? I don't think he finished up his senior year.

By the way, what is "tinder"? Some kind of new dating app or site?

Its where pedophiles and 300 lb men go to express their most intimate thoughts and desires.

A chick has never been confirmed using the site.

A guy was talking about it in one of my summer classes a few weeks ago and so I downloaded it. It's essentially horny guys looking for blumpkins, and slutty girls wanting their coinpurse cleaned out. Occasionally you'll find a few guys who aren't solely in it to get their balogna pony waxed, or a girl who wants more than getting filled up like a fruit gusher. Hopefully myself and this girl are in the latter group.

Tinder is 99 percent college kids. You're thinking of ChiefsPlanet.

So its basically like every other dating site where average dudes want average-hot girls and blumpkins want hot and/or rich dudes only?

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Friend zone, as people talk about it, is bullshit.

You can be friends with a girl even if there is no sexual attraction between the two. I'm an example, because one of my best pals is a girl.

You can be friends with a girl where a mutual attraction is shared. MOST friendships between men and women are like this. Neither may act on it, but there's room to work.

What most people consider being 'friend zoned' is when they're too weak to man up. The girl KNOWS they're crazy over them and they just use and take advantage of them. That is NOT a friend zone, because a person like that isn't a friend.

So if you're a bumbling reerun like me who can only think "friend zone", what next move would you recommend to "man up"?

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Pics or GTFO

Just don't say "pussyfart" too much and you should be fine.