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You got that right, Chuck.

There is no suspicion of fowl play even though Jose is believed to have been porking his co-worker's wife. The co-worker was quoted as saying, "we didn't have no beef mang."

Better to have an engagement ring on your hot dog. Tell her she can't use her hands to take it off.

I heard the victim was a Buddhist.

He wanted to be made one with everything.

Be careful if your menu reads this...

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Moral of the story: Don't EVER trust an organ grinder...or their damn little monkeys!

years ago I had to go into huge grain bins and try to push steel rods down through the corn to unclog the bottom where the auger pulls it out. MAN. I was young and dumb. I was in the middle of a grain bin on top of 40,000 bushel. If it had collapsed I would have been done.

The more I think about it, the more I worry about the people who had to remove him and clean up the grinding machine. His suffering only lasted a minute, but I suspect they'll be remembering it for the rest of their lives.

Thats why they should have designated clean up crews of 80 + year olds with alzheimers

I love Mexican food.

Poor guy was just trying to get through the daily grind. After that kind of work you'll find yourself ate up at the end of the day.

Was it the chicken processing machine? If so they could reuse the processed meat! Although it might have lowered the rat percentage to unacceptable levels.

Undertaker (to family of victim): Normally, we put the deceased in a coffin or urn.....buuuuuuut in this case, we had to improvise:

Taco on a bun?