Loose lips sink ships.

"That looks like duck shit."

-My 7th grade shop teacher, upon observing my initial attempt at a welding bead.

Neither of us knew at the time, but it made an impression on me. I still think about that day whenever I **** up, because I did it again and got it right and learned that you can do it again and get it right.

Don't let Direckshun's shitty threads bother you.

"It will feel better when it quit's hurtin'" Dadowanian

You ain't very bright but you can take a punch. Words of encouragement from my dad~

"If you really love her, wear a cover"

Bitches be crazy...

Kidding, but this one comes mind:

"Don't think. Do".

First time changing spark plugs on my fist car an Olds 442, I was having trouble getting the plug in. My dad says "I bet if it had some hair around it you'd be able to find it"


My Instructor at NMITC had a good one. "Think fast, speak slow"

High school auto teacher: K.I.S.S., keep it simple stupid.

Stay away from women.

Don't let the little head do the thinking!

Stay away from men.

And the ever popular "if it has tits or tires it'll give you trouble"

And "watch your corn hole bud"

"You are the president of your own professional services firm. You are the CEO of You, Inc., so protect your personal brand."

Eight hours is eight hours. Applies to work and is not to say that you should be a clock watcher but rather that you should be willing to do whatever is asked of you within the bounds of your work contract or the law because you're getting paid the same.