All I wanted was to enjoy watching the royals since I am often stuck on gamecast or radio and this is what I get.

We are getting decent swings this inning. Just some bad hitting luck.

He compliments his speed with the most dazzling lack of baseball instincts that I've ever seen. He's Joey Gathwright-lite.

I don't give a shit if you don't believe in statistical analysis, but even "traditionalists" should be able to see that Dyson is a bag of dicks everywhere on the diamond, from the box to the grass.

He's fast, though, TRED! Better bat that sumbitch leadoff! Put 'em in CF!

Hochever is so ****ing gay.

Hoch picking up right where he left off in the 1st

Oh so luke isn't 100% healthy now Steve?? **** off

After that 1st inning, I'm not too healthy either

Cabrara, you drunk?

With the strikeout, Luke brings his ERA down to 6.46.

Yeah!

It are games like these where I continue to watch because of my fantasy team.

uhhh....

KC 0 1 2
DET 5 7 0

and despite the 2 errors, all 5 runs are earned. Good job Hoch. I was about to turn the TV on, but I won't bother today. I'm out for the night.

Mark this one down as a loss.

Taint over yet.

Baseball scheduling sucks. They played this team last week.

Luke got tired of leadoff hits so he showed them and gave them the leadoff walk

ROFL