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Bowser 04-15-2012 01:53 PM

Damn. Maybe I can go AWOL and nobody will notice.

Rain Man 04-15-2012 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8543384)
Bad idea. I have a big mouth and don't know when to shut up.

That's why we didn't put you in special forces. We gotta leverage our strengths.

Rain Man 04-15-2012 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8543392)
Damn. Maybe I can go AWOL and nobody will notice.

At some point someone will get assigned to the military police. But until then, your window is open.

KurtCobain 04-15-2012 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8543392)
Damn. Maybe I can go AWOL and nobody will notice.

Just come report.

It'll be okay, babycakes.

noa 04-15-2012 01:57 PM

My pappy told me I wouldn't be no kind of man unless I joined up with this internet army

KurtCobain 04-15-2012 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by noa (Post 8543413)
My pappy told me I wouldn't be no kind of man unless I joined up with this internet army

Hope for the infantry! We're collecting scalps tonight to bring back and smoke in the lab!!

Raiderhater 04-15-2012 02:01 PM

Reporting in.

mlyonsd 04-15-2012 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8543388)
We're going to keep you on the front lines for that. You are an...

Infantryman.

That's cool. I'm going to enjoy handing out candy bars to the kids and stealing stuff from the base to sell on the local black market.

Titty Meat 04-15-2012 02:05 PM

I would dodge the draft and then become president.

TrebMaxx 04-15-2012 02:07 PM

Reporting for duty. I do have experience as a 13B.

KurtCobain 04-15-2012 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 8543448)
That's cool. I'm going to enjoy handing out candy bars to the kids and stealing stuff from the base to sell on the local black market.

And I'll set your ass down a long path of cleaning my mother's vagina with a toothbrush. Just do the right thing, son.

Raiderhater 04-15-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8543358)
You have no choice. With an attitude like that, it's only natural that you are a ...

Public Affairs Specialist

"There is no inner circle"

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg

mlyonsd 04-15-2012 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Burnett's Alzheimers (Post 8543467)
And I'll set your ass down a long path of cleaning my mother's vagina with a toothbrush. Just do the right thing, son.

Aye aye Major Burns.

Phobia 04-15-2012 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8543395)
That's why we didn't put you in special forces. We gotta leverage our strengths.

Aren't "special" forces guys short bus riders anyway?

Dartgod 04-15-2012 02:19 PM

Private Dartgod reporting for duty, Sir!!


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