Some call it social niceties, others call it plastic hospitality.

Are they loud and belligerent? If things don't work out, you could just burn them out. Just use bundles of money around the fuel tank. Money burns slow and will give you time to get away and establish an alibi.

This is one of the reasons I moved out of a neighborhood and outside the city limits,I knew no way in hell were neighbors going to put up with me drinking and ZZ cranked up on the outdoor speakers.

Meh. They agreed to the HOA covenants when the moved here. They aren't in violation of any so far as I can tell. If they do, however, the locals are somewhat draconian.

I guess that there isn't anything happening in their back yards these days where they want to be in the front, where all the action be at. :shrug:

We've established that.

Me thinks I'd rather live in Mr Nzoners neighborhood. No offense Mr Donger.

None taken.

When people tell me "no offense" I always take offense. They knew it was offensive or they wouldn't say "no offense"

It's actually a beautiful night out tonight, I think I might move my computer desk out into the driveway.

Whilst drinking a Blvd Wheat you "white collar trash" :D

Yeah, but you're kinda old. No offense though.

Donger: KEEP IT DOWN. I CAN'T HEAR BACH ON MY BOSE!
GARAGE DUDES: YOU LIKE BACH TOO? 18 and a life TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOooOO

And he keeps staring at my breasts.

That's because you are a small man.

Yep. I BBQ with my neighbors all the time but Wednesdays are "Beer Wednesday". We hang out and drink a few beverages in the front yard.

Before we moved in my neighbors never knew one another's names now we're all pretty tight friends. It's a good feeling, being neighborly. One of my neighbors doesn't have a basement. When the tornado whistles go off we leave the front door open so they'll have a place to hide.

You should go introduce yourself Donger. They might be some of the coolest people ever.