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If you keep the cat, this might come in handy.
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Well maybe it's time to teach the kitty who's boss. One day just shave it and tell her you always prefer your kitties well groomed.
Then again you could try the pharmaceutical approach. Find out whatever food the cat loves and slip some weed(or maybe some xanax) in it a hour before 'activities'. Cat gets mello and you get your groove on. Just make sure you don't mix up the weed butter with some LSD...that can cause issues.... |
give it away on craigslist then when she ask where the cat is you tell her she ran away and you couldn't find her.
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Met two weeks ago - making plans to move in. :clap:
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Take the cat. Send 8.5 down the road. She has made a cat crazy. Think about it....
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Met her at this years SB party? Aren't you rushing things a bit?
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Worse comes to worst you could always try this approach. But you'd probably have to season it well to hide the gaminess.
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Your real problem will be coming home and find the ex visiting the cat.
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What happens when the cat ends up your cat in a year and 6 months. Regardless cats ****ing stink like shit I highly recommend city kitty unless you like amonia piss smell http://www.citikitty.com/ or fake a doctors visit and a cat alergy right before she is supposed to move in and have a adoptive home on standby. CHECK CHECK FELINE REROUTE HUT HUT HUT |
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