Drink heavily, at least then you won't care.

Completely off topic but I dont want to start a new thread on it so...what happened with Hootie and Clay? You two used to be tight, now all you do is talk shit about and to each other. Can one of you pinpoint a falling out point?

You know scalping the top your head is nothing. Like steppin on a steak knife. **** it so what and move on.

If you wanna be someone punch yourself in the mouth then go in for stitches. I did and can say I took my best shot.

I like Clay alright, I just don't respect him as a Chiefs fan or Chiefs poster because he is only interested in trolling the Chiefs rather than actually being a fan or posting things he actually believes about the team. It's just all troll.

Being a Chiefs troll is more rewarding than being an actual fan.

I do believe what I post about them, though. They make my mediocre dreams come true.

There is absolutely no animosity between Hootie and myself. I would gladly let him piss on my back.

Are you completely certain it wasn't a more intelligent life form swinging a metal object at your noggin? Perhaps one of your date rape victims is back for vengeance.

Says the moron who gave away all his chiefs stuff the last time the chiefs made the post-season.

No clue, but it certainly hurts. It's also gonna take a while to heal. Not a fun day.

If it wasn't so icy outside I never would've taken that route, either. Just such a fluke...

Did it help your overall condition?

I suppose we shall find out.

This really is the cornerstone philosophy.

I approve.

Oh it could have been worse.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/0...tcmp=obnetwork

my wife just showed me that! :eek:

....and she remembers all of it!

No blood?

It's not worth even thinking about then. I've got a six inch gash in the top of my head from some ****ing piece of metal some dumb **** welded straight down from his bumper. Moving fast and caught it good. Retired firefighter that works for me swore I needed stitches.


I washed it out and super glued it shut. Was back working ten minutes later, working on cutting that piece off that truck with my torch. It won't catch anyone again.