ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Wow.

From, "I can't get laid to save my life." To, "People seek me out because of my impressive man cock."

LMAO. Yeah...someone's selling, but I'm not buying.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5918153)

Wow.

From, "I can't get laid to save my life." To, "People seek me out because of my impressive man cock."

LMAO. Yeah...someone's selling, but I'm not buying.

I wouldn't say they seek me out. But they're looking, browsing around, and something happens to catch their attention. Then I get an e-mail.

kstater

07-22-2009 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5918155)

I wouldn't say they seek me out. But they're looking, browsing around, and something happens to catch their attention. Then I get an e-mail.

If that were true, you'd have done shot your wad at least once already. But you haven't.

DeezNutz

07-22-2009 06:19 PM

This is my last piece of earnest advice in this thread, perhaps ever, but definitely for now:

You're willingly putting yourself in all sorts of potentially terrible situations. You should be smarter than this.

These threads get so much play b/c it's like watching an impressive accident in super slow-mo. Wake the **** up.

Now, I'll return to the occasional snarky posts that I prefer to author.

Param

07-22-2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5918155)

I wouldn't say they seek me out. But they're looking, browsing around, and something happens to catch their attention. Then I get an e-mail.

So what are some good websites out there for dating?

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5918161)

If that were true, you'd have done shot your wad at least once already. But you haven't.

I didn't say my inbox was flooded. Jeez.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5918177)

You're willingly putting yourself in all sorts of potentially terrible situations. You should be smarter than this.

Actually, I'm not. I always meet in public first.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Param (Post 5918179)

So what are some good websites out there for dating?

If you just want to get laid Adult FriendFinder is the best.

DeezNutz

07-22-2009 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5918181)

Actually, I'm not. I always meet in public first.

My point, exactly.

But beneath all the bullshit you are.

Extra Point

07-22-2009 06:22 PM

Gochiefs, you have a date with your palm.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5918186)

My point, exactly.

But beneath all the bullshit you are.

You're just a fraidy cat. Besides, the potentially dangerous ones are fairly obvious.

Discuss Thrower

07-22-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5918116)

Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

****ing amateurs.

Although maybe that's a bad idea. Hers is probably bigger.

Buh-HURN.

Hammock Parties

07-25-2009 04:11 AM

Well, at least I didn't go limp the second time.

Phew.

Katipan

07-25-2009 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5924069)

Well, at least I didn't go limp the second time.

Phew.

did her box shrink?
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Hammock Parties

07-25-2009 05:11 AM